47 Self Gifts If You're In Your 'I'm A Mommy" Era

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To start us off, an "I'm a Mommy. Mamacita" T-shirt, because you've been glued to your TV every night at 9 p.m. EST, and it's the time the whole world knew it, too. You're about to get stopped every 5 seconds when you debut this shirt at your local mall.
A nursing scarf with a magnetic snap mechanism so you can feed your little one in absolute style. Drape this scarf around your neck, or keep it on hand, decorating your diaper bag, so you can nurse your baby absolutely anywhere without fear of it ruining your perfect look.
A Love Island-inspired tumbler so you can stay properly hydrated (villa style) as you yell at your teen... I mean, screen (especially when the bombshell manages to break up the strongest couple on the island!).
The TikTok-famous Lattafa Angham Arabian perfume, the very same one people claim Huda wears. (Does she actually? Who knows?! But it smells great!) So you can live rent-free in the head of your three-day-long situationship because yes, you smell *that* good. It has notes of amber, musk, and vanilla — a blend so unique, literal strangers will be stopping you to ask, "What is that scent??"
A De'Longhi Dedica Duo espresso machine so you can make that perfectly crafted cup of joe — a necessity when you're spending your entire day chasing after little ones. Now, if only you can get a 6'8" basketball player to come bring it to you, mid-makeup routine.
The newest version of the (waterproof!!!) Kindle Paperwhite to carry an entire library's worth of books, so you're always entertained during that eight-hour flight, that poolside vacay, or just lounging around the couch as you wait for all your chronically late kids to finally get dressed to go out for the evening. Now you no longer need to brave the outdoors to get your latest read. 📖
A puzzle table with four built-in drawers if you loves puzzles, but you also tend to take over the whole dining table for weeks in a bid to complete your 1,000-piece set. You and your kiddos are about to have a great time putting together that comically complex puzzle you got last Christmas.
A Barefoot Dreams throw blanket to make you feel like a member of a royal family, or ya know... a member of an ultra-wealthy influencer family (cough cough, the Kardashians who LOVE this blanket, cough). This will def be the coziest, snuggliest, comfiest blanket you'll ever own — which is necessary because your kiddos keep commandeering the good blankets.
Or a Bearaby knit weighted blanket — you deserve to cocoon yourself on your couch (and never ever wanna leave again), as you watch the latest recoupling. You deserve to rest after spending all day looking after the kiddos.
A Yonanas fruit soft-serve maker because, frankly, you've always had a bit of a sweet tooth, so you may as well get the ability to whip up homemade soft-serve. You can just toss in the frozen fruit of your choice and watch as it creates a bowl of soft, creamy sorbet! Why leave the house to get ice cream for your tiny toddlers when you can make a healthier alternative right from home?
A Bandolier iPhone carrying case with Alanis Morissette lyrics that will keep your phone close to your side as you zip through your daily errands. 🎶 You oughta know🎶 that this case will keep your phone safe and looking absolutely stylish as you go about your day. You're not just a mom, you're one ~stylish mamcita~.
A heatable foot massager because you deserve to have some relaxation brought straight to the comfort of your home after spending, oh, I don't know, at least your whole life on your feet. This has five adjustable air pressure settings and the option to add heat — so you can customize the ultimate experience best suited for your needs.
A Lego flower bouquet to bring a grin to your face every time you see them, since not only will you love being able to put it all together, but you just ensured you'll forever have a bouquet for your dinner table that won't wither or die. Plus, it's a great activity to do together with your kids!
A Hatch Restore sound machine perfect for anyone who struggles with their whole sleep/wake-up routine (remind you of anyone??). You can personalize it to help you wind down at night and then wake up in the morning to a soft glow and gentle sounds. Plus, it'll even look good just sitting on your nightstand as a lamp!
A Courant standing charger so you can actually juice up your fave devices overnight instead of spending the next day hovering perpetually under 20%, which is a necessity when your kiddo demands your phone to watch Ms. Rachel. This is so much cuter than all other MagSafe chargers, so it'll look elegant on your bedside table even when not in use.
Or a Courant catchall with a built-in charger because your side table's always been a bit... uh... shall we say messy (??)... and frankly, it's about time you help keep all those trinkets organized while also making sure your phone charges. You can even get it monogrammed to make it extra ~fancy~.
A compact travel iron and steamer perfect for the mom who's been bitten by the travel bug. Taking a regular iron is clunky and, honestly, kinda impossible — but this stylish and practical device will easily get out wrinkles in mere minutes, so your clothes (and your little one's) will always be picture perfect.
A heated eye massager with five different massage modes and a 15-minute timer, AND a Bluetooth music speaker so you can relax your eyes while still vibing to your fave playlist. Not only will this help transport you to realms of relaxation, but it also helps reduce eye strain, headaches, puffy under-eye circles, and those sleepless, insomnia-ridden nights. Where was this when you were struggling with a newborn???
A Theragun because you deserve the absolute best massage gun on the market, and frankly, this one is definitely it. A spa day is great and all (and absolutely necessary after spending countless hours running after toddlers), but getting this will ensure you can have that experience Every. Single. Day.
A Bartesian cocktail machine so you don't have to brave the outdoors, get a babysitter for the evening, or pay $20+ for a chance to sip a delicious cocktail. This Nespresso for cocktails can whip up the perfect drink without a fuss!
Or the Hamilton Beach DrinkMaster to create that perfect coffee frappe (or milkshake) now that you've really gotten into making your own drinks. You can just add the ingredients to the stainless steel cup, and with the push of a button, you've got a perfectly blended frappe right at your fingertips! This mixer is large enough to handle two servings at once, plus it's dishwasher safe! Seriously, who needs to drive the kiddos to Johnny Rockets when you've got one of these bad boys stashed away at home?
A diamond necklace oh-so-freakin' pretty and simple, you will find yourself wearing it every single day, either alone or stacked with other pieces. Time to win the Most Fashionable Mom Of The Year award! 🏆
An Ember temperature control ceramic mug so your coffee or tea will stay warm for hours. After all, you know better than most how slow of a sipper you can be when distracted by your kiddos' playtime (or the new bombshell's latest antics).
A Boxxle box wine dispenser because you keep buying several boxes of wine, and this will make sure you drink every last drop instead of... oh, I don't know... buying another case because you totally forgot you still had like two bottles in storage.
A Merit Five Minute Morning collection if you're not exactly the biggest makeup collector — this kit includes pretty much everything you could possibly need for an everyday makeup look. It's designed for a 5-minute routine (perfect for you busy moms), has buildable light-to-medium coverage, and it's cruelty-free! All the girlies at the villa are about to start coming to YOU for makeup tips.
An Aura digital frame you can upload with all your favorite family pictures (even from afar!!), so you can always display your latest memories without needing to physically print them. Plus, you can share the album with others so your long-distance family members can upload their own pics and you can stay updated on how big those niblings are getting week after week!
A shaggy faux-fur duvet cover lined with soft velvet on the bottom, so you will be cozier than you ever thought possible, no matter which side of the blanket you decide to snuggle under. This set even comes with matching pom-pom pillowcases, so your bed will basically be a comfy haven year-round. You've been on your feet all day long (#MomLife), you deserve only the best of rest at the end of the day.
A KitchenAid mixer that'll make your time in the kitchen so much easier — you'll finally have the answer as to why it's so famous and well-known. Plus, if you use this to whip up some baked goodies for the kids while you watch the Islanders' latest challenge, well, then that's just a win-win!
A 100% leather biker jacket because, let's be honest, you're a ~cool mom~, and it's time for the rest of the world to get that memo too.
A splurge-worthy Zadro towel warmer perfect for making every single day of your life feel like you're living in the height of ~luxury~. Moms deserve only the best.
A Bose portable speaker so your favorite tunes can follow you wherever you go — from whippin' up dinner in the kitchen to lounging on the poolside. Plus, it's even voice-controlled, so you can change the song or turn up the volume without ever needing to move a muscle — perfect for the mom who can't move thanks to the sleeping infant in their arms.
A set of square wineglasses perfect for your kitchen because, yes, even your homemade mocktail deserves to be displayed elegantly. These glasses are incredibly similar to the ones you've been eyeing at Crate & Barrel 👀 at almost a fraction of the cost, plus reviewers even swear that they're more durable.
A ~luxurious~ feeling bath mat and pillow to elevate those relaxing at-home spa days and make your bubble bath feel comfier than ever. It's cushioned and breathable, and it will stay at your perfect bathtub temp, which is much better than the feeling of ice-cold tiles on your skin. You're gonna want to slip into the bath the absolute moment you put your mimi-me into bed.
And a bathtub caddy with ample space so you can place down your favorite novel, your glass of wine, or even some snacks as you enjoy your night of relaxation.
A 6-quart Dutch oven that will elevate your kitchen aesthetics but won't hurt your wallet like the chef-beloved Le Creuset. Side by side, you'll barely be able to tell the difference! You can use this baby to cook up some rice, soup, stew, or even some sourdough bread. Your little one will be convinced that you're a professional chef.
A modern-looking jewelry box perfect for housing all your absolute best of friends (i.e. your jewelry) in the sleek, minimalist way you prefer. This box will look so elegant on your dresser as it keeps your fave pieces organized and on hand — and secure from any sticky little toddler hands.
A cheese board and knife set so fancy and decked out, you're sure to impress all your friends once you unveil this beauty at the next book club meeting you're hosting. You're gonna unlock a whole new Mom Level.
A simple, gorgeous tennis bracelet to add some ✨sparkle✨ to your wrist, but ya know, without costing you the down payment of a nice house in the suburbs. This elegant piece looks just like Swarovski, and reviewers say it doesn't tarnish, so it's bound to last you years. After all, diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but cubic zirconia is her lover.
And a tennis necklace so expensive-looking your friends will be wondering just how hefty your last work bonus was, since clearly you're able to afford $15,000+ jewelry pieces. This necklace is an actual statement piece, and it's so versatile you'll wear it for literally every occasion.
A beautiful eight-piece cookware set with a magnetic lid, a magnetic spatula, and my favorite part: a removable handle (!!!) so you can serve your food in the very same pan it was cooked in. Fewer dishes, more compliments. ~Barabing baraboom~, that's what I call two birds with one stone.
A dreamy, dimmable candle-warmer lamp so you can enjoy the cozy vibe and aroma of your fave candle without fretting over the possibility of falling asleep with an open flame, thanks to the built-in timer (which is so much safer for kiddos). Plus, it'll be a cute addition to your home decor!
A stunning floral stoneware pitcher that is sure to break some hearts the next time you decide to unveil it at your monthly brunch. Oh yeah, all your friends won't be able to stop the drool that pools the moment their eyes land on this. Now, just make sure you keep it out of reach of any little ones.
A viral, luxurious, TikTok-famous Last Crumb cookie box with a variety of a dozen cookies if you're sugar-obsessed and you know it. These sugary baked goods are handmade and sourced from the absolute best ingredients. The chocolate chip cookie (aptly named "Better Than Sex") is made from several different types of chocolate. Sorry, honey, this cookie is only for mommy.
A custom necklace that can be personalized with any name and birth flower, so you can carry around a flower that reminds you of your precious loved one, no matter where you go. (No water, vase, or maintenance required.)
A Mercach exercise bike so you don't ever need to leave the house (or secure a babysitter) to close your Apple Watch rings. This bike has handlebar and seat adjustment so you can set it at the perfect height, *and* has a knob so you can add or reduce resistance midway through your workout. Seriously, who needs a gym?
A set of golden bracelets that just gives "I know what a 401K is." Those strangers at Starbucks are gonna expect you to buy drinks for the whole cafe because this stack will make it look like you swim in a pool of money (à la Scrooge McDuck) — the diamond one is giving "I totally have Breakfast at Tiffany's," the middle one is giving Cartier's $8,000 "Juste Un Clou," and the studded one is giving Cartier's $6,000 "Love Bracelet!"
A splurge-worthy, nonstick 12-piece Caraway cookware set so jaw-droppingly wonderful, you'll contemplate writing a sonnet in their honor. They work with induction, gas, and electric stovetops, they're all oven safe up to 550 degrees Fahrenheit, are made with a non-toxic coating, and feature non-stick ceramic with an aluminum core and stainless steel handles. Cleaning them is an absolute breeze (which, let's be honest, is necessary when you're a busy mom with zero time to spend scrubbing). Best. Cookware. Ever.
Mamacita, you deserve the absolute best:
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