The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (July 5-11)
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being an optometrist seems so fun. 'can u see this? can u see this? how about this? hmm ok what about this? can u see this? u can't??? omg that's crazy..' & then they make ur pupils as big as they can go
— chase (@_chase_____) July 8, 2025
being an optometrist seems so fun. 'can u see this? can u see this? how about this? hmm ok what about this? can u see this? u can't??? omg that's crazy..' & then they make ur pupils as big as they can go
What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again
— M.E🪴 (@Emmys) July 8, 2025
What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again
i'm in my element (air conditioning)
— erika (@yeeeerika) July 5, 2025
i'm in my element (air conditioning)
Waiting for a job interview and they have graciously provided several orbs for me to ponder pic.twitter.com/pdOY6wTTfy
— fag daughter🐦⬛ (@fag_daughter) July 7, 2025
Waiting for a job interview and they have graciously provided several orbs for me to ponder pic.twitter.com/pdOY6wTTfy
This lady just told me she so broke she can't even pay attention 😂😂😂😂😂 im screaming bruh
— flygirl! (@_thegirlnicole) July 7, 2025
This lady just told me she so broke she can't even pay attention 😂😂😂😂😂 im screaming bruh
stoned af and just realized it's pets mart not pet smart pic.twitter.com/QJaE9jfua3
— miss xo (@venusian_doll) July 9, 2025
stoned af and just realized it's pets mart not pet smart pic.twitter.com/QJaE9jfua3
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the thing I can't get over about love island is they're only allowed 2 drinks a night like they're all just acting like that
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) July 9, 2025
the thing I can't get over about love island is they're only allowed 2 drinks a night like they're all just acting like that
My 80yo mother just forgot the word for Gatorade and called it alligator water and oh my gosh I love her so much.
— Dinah (@dinahaddie) July 9, 2025
My 80yo mother just forgot the word for Gatorade and called it alligator water and oh my gosh I love her so much.
any man under 5'6 is a labubu
— miri 🪽 (@eggoslug) July 8, 2025
any man under 5'6 is a labubu
That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety
— giliann (@lethalrejection) July 6, 2025
That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety
boss just texted me this... unemployment on the horizon pic.twitter.com/yA15SKeg9I
— megan (@chismosavirus) July 9, 2025
boss just texted me this... unemployment on the horizon pic.twitter.com/yA15SKeg9I
what do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like what's the protocol
— lain (@chlocoate) July 6, 2025
what do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like what's the protocol
Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag
— madeline (@imniceandsmart) July 9, 2025
Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag
born to be a hater but forced to understand where you're coming from
— ໊ (@sonohoor) July 6, 2025
born to be a hater but forced to understand where you're coming from
it was a complicated 17 hour surgery but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist
— tanya (@Tanya_Sabrinaaa) July 8, 2025
it was a complicated 17 hour surgery but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist
Rude pic.twitter.com/plLZ0iMFGx
— 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 (@lucavi_ftw) July 8, 2025
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when the Beatles say 'come together right now all over me' what was that about why did they say that
— Miranda Parkin (@mparkinb) July 6, 2025
when the Beatles say 'come together right now all over me' what was that about why did they say that
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the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks pic.twitter.com/s7UbZYvEmN
— erika (@yeeeerika) July 8, 2025
the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks pic.twitter.com/s7UbZYvEmN
fifteen years ago makeup was all powders and dusts. but now it's all goo and liquid. from this I can infer that by 2040 it will all be made of pigmented gasses.
— emmy rākete 🇵🇸 (@cannibality) July 10, 2025
fifteen years ago makeup was all powders and dusts. but now it's all goo and liquid. from this I can infer that by 2040 it will all be made of pigmented gasses.
i hate telling people i have POTS because it sounds so silly. 'i have pots' like okay bitch and i have pans
— latke (@latkedelrey) July 10, 2025
i hate telling people i have POTS because it sounds so silly. 'i have pots' like okay bitch and i have pans
Really into replying 'ussss' when my friends post things with quite literally a different friend of theirs pic.twitter.com/BPjyW4thvN
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 10, 2025
Really into replying 'ussss' when my friends post things with quite literally a different friend of theirs pic.twitter.com/BPjyW4thvN
3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it's never been listened to before
— Sophie (@sophiefernley) July 8, 2025
3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it's never been listened to before
I respect dip n dots bc they've been branding themselves as the ice cream of the future for literally 40 years. theyre like hey u never know ! this shit might hit one day lmao who's to say
— chase (@_chase_____) July 9, 2025
I respect dip n dots bc they've been branding themselves as the ice cream of the future for literally 40 years. theyre like hey u never know ! this shit might hit one day lmao who's to say
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