Serial killer thriller or shark movie? Actually it's both
(MA15+) 98 minutes
It's impossible not to admire the skill with which this outlandish serial killer-cum-shark movie has been made, even as you're struck with its silliness and derivativeness.
Jai Courtney is the archetypal Aussie bloke, all swagger and thongs and flapping button-open surf shirt, his overly assertive bonhomie threatening any moment to tip over into outright hostility. Hell, he's even called Bruce Tucker; echoes there of Monty Python's Australians sketch (g'day, Bruce; g'day Bruce etc), and a dark joke about shark food (Bruce being the name of the mechanical shark in Jaws).
Unfortunately, jokes are otherwise a little thin on the ground in Dangerous Animals, as screenwriter Nick Lepard and director Sean Byrne lean heavily into the terror and the gore, with little by way of leavening humour. It's probably the biggest failing in a film that otherwise delivers plenty of generic thrills while also carving a unique identity within its familiar watery terrain.
Tucker is a fisherman on the Gold Coast who takes tourists out on his trawler to dive with sharks. He tosses chum into the water, then lowers his customers into it, inside the safety of a shark cage. That, at least, is the promise.
The reality is he's more interested in lowering them tethered and unprotected into a pool of blood, to which the sharks – makos, bulls, white pointers – will flock and feed in a frenzy. With his ancient RCA video camera trained on the scene, he will record for posterity their last moments. 'It's the greatest show on earth,' he mutters darkly as a victim is torn to shreds.
There's a distinct echo of John Jarratt's Mick Taylor about Tucker, and of Wolf Creek about the film as a whole. The same disdain for tourists and foreigners. The same sense of the self as an apex predator. The same sadistic pleasure in the dismemberment of a body, not for food but for fun. The Gold Coast has money in this film, but Tourism Australia, you can rest assured, does not.
A variety of innocents cross Tucker's path over the course of the film, but American Zephyr (Hassie Harrison) – a loner, a surfer, a former foster child with no attachments to speak of – is the one with whom Tucker most senses an affinity.
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Come and Get It, which aired just before The Goodies or Inspector Gadget, delivered succinct recipes in an unmistakable Russell-Clarke tone: warm, matey, occasionally bemused. 'G'day!' he'd begin, and off he'd go – chatting about burnt herbs or properly cooking tomatoes ('you release a perfume') before wrapping up with 'you beaut!' and a cheeky grin. Behind the scenes, he was anything but tame. The infamous blooper reel – first passed around on email and then eventually YouTube – revealed a man unafraid to unleash torrents of profanity, frustration, and wit. The contrast between the polished, public Russell-Clarke and the mercurial off-air version only deepened public affection. Even in his later years, battered by health challenges – a heart attack, stroke, and cancer diagnosis – Russell-Clarke's energy remained fierce. Living with his wife of six decades, Jan, in Tooborac, north of Melbourne, he still cooked, still painted, and still spoke with vision-impaired cooking enthusiasts about low-heat techniques. He insisted that blindness needn't be a barrier to kitchen excellence – 'It should make you a better cook,' he said. 'You do it gently, and slowly. Like making love.' That gentleness wasn't always evident in his professional life. He could be abrasive, outrageous and contradictory. But there was wisdom in the way he treated food. A lamb chop deserved your attention. Herbs were to be toasted and respected. Food, for Russell-Clarke, was not just sustenance but story, art, politics, and theatre. 'There was nearly a war over Brussels sprouts, but the King of Brussels saved the day by telling the King of England how to cook them properly,' he once told a young reporter. 'I don't know if that story's true or not, but it sounds good.' His art reflected that same narrative sensibility. 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He famously called himself a 'ratbag,' a label friends, fans and colleagues endorsed with affection. He poked fun at TV chefs who embarrassed contestants, he mocked advertisers who softened his language, and he laughed when strangers asked him, decades later, 'Where's the cheese?' Russell-Clarke didn't suffer fools, food snobs, or faddish TV formats. When asked to relaunch Come and Get It, he declined after a young producer told him they'd need to modernise the format. 'I told her to stick it and hung up,' he said flatly. He was married to Jan, a former dancer and his best mate of more than 65 years. 'Without her, I'd be a bit buggered,' he said. 'She does all the bookwork; otherwise I'd be in jail.' They had two children – Peter Jr, who for decades was a senior Apple designer in the US, and Wendy, a choreographer – and three grandchildren. When asked recently how he'd like to be remembered, Russell-Clarke, ever the storyteller had one final punchline ready: 'Having a gravestone with your name on it is bullshit. Who gives a stuff whether you lived or died, really? You don't need to be read about on a piece of stone.' 'I won't have a funeral. I'll probably jump off the West Gate Bridge with a candle up my bottom!' He lived as he cooked: with flair, feeling, and zero fear. He will be remembered not just as a chef, not just as a cartoonist, but as an Australian original whose voice – booming, bellowing, or softly humming over a stove – echoed far beyond the kitchen.
7NEWS
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Peter Russell-Clarke, the bearded larrikin who taught a generation of Australians how to cook with cheer, cheek and a dash of 'you beaut' energy, has died aged 89. The pioneering TV chef, artist and illustrator passed away peacefully on Friday, July 3, surrounded by his beloved wife Jan, his partner of 65 years, and his two children, Peter and Wendy, following complications from a stroke. Russell-Clarke was best known for his five-minute ABC series Come and Get It, which aired in the 1980s and cemented his place as one of the first true celebrity chefs in Australia. Across more than 900 episodes, his expressive catchphrases, neckerchiefs, and twinkling sense of humour became part of the national lexicon. While many remember him for that signature callout, 'Come and get it!', Russell-Clarke's career spanned far more than television. He was a political cartoonist, a commercial illustrator, a creative director in one of Australia's top advertising agencies of the 1970s, a restaurateur decades before 'pop-up dining' was a trend, and the author of nearly 40 cookbooks. He even appeared alongside Derryn Hinch in the cult 1983 comedy At Last... Bullamakanka: The Motion Picture, and was later appointed a food ambassador to the United Nations. Born in 1935 in Ballarat, Russell-Clarke's early life was marked by instability. The son of a former Anglican minister and a dressmaker, he spent time in foster care and even experienced periods of homelessness, once scavenging behind Florentino in Melbourne and half-joking that this is where his appreciation for 'fine food' was born. A stint living with a Chinese family in his youth introduced him to banquet-style cooking and Asian flavours, elements he would return to throughout his culinary career. 'Whether you're cooking or painting, follow your imagination,' he once said, tying together his dual passions. While Come and Get It eventually left the ABC, Russell-Clarke's popularity endured, thanks in part to a beloved advertising campaign for the Australian Dairy Corporation that had him bounding across paddocks shouting, 'Where's the cheese?' Decades later, the question still followed him. His fans remember not just the recipes, but the warmth, mischief and generosity of spirit he brought to the kitchen — and the screen. 'Adieu, Peter Russell-Clarke,' his family said in a statement. 'The lovable, larrikin artist and gentleman of the art of relaxed cooking. 'Til we all meet again.'
