F2P Friday: CAPTAIN NOBODY AND THE CONQUEST OF THE UNIVERSE
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In a galaxy full of junk, you are nobody trying to build an empire. Navigate the scrap fields to collect resources, build your crew from the shady outerworld ports and make allies in the cold atmosphere of uncaring space. Think you've got what it takes? — Nobody cares. The Basics
Let's get down to the basics of Captain Nobody and the Conquest of the Universe by Djamp Games. This is a space-themed incremental clicker game with high satire jokes and sci-fi trope humor. From the safety of your ship's viewing station, you will manage scrap retrieval and encounter strange alien worlds. Make new connections to hire the best crew available from the population at the edge of the scrap heaps, keeping an eye out for special abilities. Turn your resources into currency to upgrade your fleet using duct tape, shady deals and intergalactic trade coupons.
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Players are thrown into gameplay after a speedy cinematic, but there is an efficient tutorial to point out important areas on the screen. Even still, I had to restart the game a few times to fully grasp the rhythm of the resource management and understand the flow of the game. Adding pause functionality would be a usual quality-of-life update to help new players navigate the menu space. After the initial dunk into the game and clickfest, avenues of automation will open up to make the gameplay incremental. Why Should I Play?
So why should you play Captain Nobody and the Conquest of the Universe? This is a fun, easy clicker game packed with dry humor and references. The game is still in early development, so some of the hit boxes on the scrap can be temperamental, but your ship is tough and the haul is forgiving. Players can spend time actively collecting scrap, managing the notifications or exploring on the center screen. There is no save functionality, but subsequent restarts build the gameplay progression faster, and randomized events help replayability.
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The art for the game is a bit underwhelming, as the assets and promotional materials I could find seem to be AI-generated. The rocking introductory song also contains some nonsense lyrics that tip it off as being AI-generated, but the vibe of the song is really fun. The game creator is actively updating the game and taking community feedback, so hopefully they will update the assets to authentic original art and music.
You can play this free demo for Captain Nobody and the Conquest of the Universe on Itch.io in the browser.
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