Do the Scottie Shuffle: Chris Vernon's brilliant Masters updates are back
It's time to check back in on what's going on at Augusta.
Grind City Media's Masters maestro Chris Vernon brought back his absolutely brilliant tournament updates back as the golf gets going down in Georgia.
Vernon's absolutely hysterical Masters rap updates set to the beat of Waka Flocka Flame's "Hard in Da Paint" are a staple this time of year, as watching him and his costumed sidekicks do the "Scottie Shuffle" just brings joy to your soul.
We won't take too much attention away from Vernon and his masterpiece of a Masters update, so fathers and sons, pimento and cheese (and literally everyone and everything else) need to watch this as soon as possible.
...AND THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON AT AUGUSTA.
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