Josh Barrie On the Sauce at Elephant, Hackney: All hail the return of Grolsch on tap

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4 days ago

At one of the pubs I worked at years ago, line cleaning was a serious business. Midweek we would close hard at 11pm, turn off the lights and sit by the bar. The place would smell of damp wood and cigarettes and whatever food was leftover. Bowls of chips covered in more vinegar than is good for you, saggy 'cod' goujons and chilli nachos. Then we'd pump through the remaining beer before switching to cleaning solution and changing kegs. Boring stuff but it meant we got about four free pints each, give or take. And it was as much about camaraderie as hygiene.
We'd fight over who got what. If the Irish rugby lad was on shift, he'd take Guinness; I'd almost always have Kronenbourg; one of the beautiful actresses would have Carlsberg; but it was mostly a free-for-all other than the Grolsch, generally the preserve of whatever duty manager was in.
After mostly disappearing for the best part of a decade, the Dutch pilsner — with a custom label — is on draught at Elephant, a former Victorian boozer reborn as a parlour for Hackney fashionistas. There are David Shrigley prints beneath one of the most spectacular skylights I've seen, salvaged from an old cinema. By day pools of light filter through it onto people eating Neapolitan pizzas — still as vital in London as the sudden burst of NYC slices — and sipping grand cocktails made with tequila and rum. Come evening, the bar will be abuzz, candles lit and punching warmth through clouded conversation; fish will arrive oily in tins and the wine might be Slovenian.
It is a tremendous iteration of modern drinking and dining, Elephant. But listen, my takeaway above all else is the Grolsch, which is on tap, and which once upon a time I would rarely have on account of it being too haughty a proposition. Now I can have it here, in east London. You see, bartenders never forget.
43 Lower Clapton Road, Lower Clapton, E5 0NS, elephanthackney.com
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