OK Wimbledon, time to smash this shrieking racket

Sydney Morning Herald

7 hours ago

Wimbledon is always a delight, but have you found yourself secretly hoping that the players who grunt the loudest will lose? Or, like many of us who find these incessant exhalations so infuriating, do you just mute the TV and watch in silence?
Surely this shrieking should stop. The full-throttle drives of golfers, cricket batsmen and baseball hitters – all of which require at least as much physical effort as a tennis groundstroke – can apparently be executed without those athletes emitting as much as a peep.
Not so long ago, before Monica Seles was allowed to establish the habit (and the men adopted it soon after), none of the great players felt compelled to grunt like rutting elks. Thankfully, despite Maria Sharapova's poor example, there are still some competitors able to win matches without bellowing to the bleachers with every stroke.
In my view, loud, prolonged vocalising during a point is cheating, not just because it is a distraction but because it also robs the opponent of crucial sensory inputs. The precise timing and sound of the ball-strike and bounce provide vital cues as to spin, weight of shot, and trajectory. If these are masked by extraneous sound then the receiver is robbed of information that can help them fashion their best response. That's why the umpires rightly insist on crowd silence during points.
Yet the authorities who govern tennis (despite repeated assurances that they intend to confront the problem) have never invoked the one measure that could settle the grunting issue: their own regulations. Here's the applicable International Tennis Federation rule: HINDRANCE: If a player is hindered in playing the point by a deliberate act of the opponent, the player shall win the point.
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Note: 'shall win the point'. No warning. No let played. The key 'wriggle-word' in that rule is 'deliberate'. The grunters always argue that their noise is just an involuntary physical response to the exertion of hitting the ball. But Rule 26 has that covered: However, the point shall be replayed if a player is hindered in playing the point by an unintentional act of the opponent.
In other words, a player who objected to the distracting noises coming from the other side of the net could ask the umpire for the previous point to be replayed, again and again, until their opponent desisted, retired or was defaulted.
Nevertheless, a player's complaint on those grounds during a French Open match brought no action. At the time, Martina Navratilova said: 'The grunting has reached an unacceptable level. It is cheating, pure and simple. It is time for something to be done'. Later, the WTA chief executive acknowledged the issue, saying: 'It's time for us to drive excessive grunting out of the game for future generations.'