Shocking "SpongeBob" Truth That Ruins Childhoods
In the words of one of the most iconic theme songs of the 21st century, "Are you ready kids?"
To sum up the realisation — Choppa put crab meat on a burger and finally understood why Mr. Krabs was gatekeeping the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. The money-hungry restaurant mogul would put his own species (crabs) into burgers to "make a killing on the expensive market-priced delicacy". Chilling stuff.
This would explain why we don't really see other crabs on the show beside the group known as the Penny Pinchers.
But it wasn't just this revelation that stunned viewers — the comments on the video were a cocktail of mind-blowing observations and sea creature knowledge that added to the further destruction of our childhoods.
Here are the comments that made us question everything:
"The Krusty Krab is literally a crab trap", so obviously that explains everything!
—TikTok/@xxladysithxx
"Squidward was so addicted to [Krabby Patties], because a cephalopod's favourite food is crab meat."
—TikTok/@chibara01
"If you remember the 'Respect Your Elders' episode, Krabs literally has a graveyard of all his family outside the Krusty Krab."
—TikTok/@graysonalexander99
"[Mr Krabs] was the only crab and when others came, they disappeared."
—TikTok/@user064382357
"I watched a four-hour deep dive into Spongebob and a theory is that the secret recipe was whale meat — when they pass they can be used as a food source to fish for decades, and Mr Krabs was saving Pearl for the next time he ran out of stock."
—TikTok/@user173869011
"Some crabs can regrow claws, so technically they are sustainable as long as you're using specific crabs."
—TikTok/@jesselazard
"Spongebob knew and helped him cover it up."
—TikTok/@somosogo
And finally, "There's an episode where Mr. Krabs finally tastes a Krabby Patty and was like, 'Hmmm...so that's what I taste like'."
—TikTok/@xxladysithxx
This entire think really makes you think — is Plankton really the villain, or is he just trying to stop injustice?
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