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Quotes of the Week: Summer I Turned Pretty, Resident Alien, RHOM and More
TV is responding to the news that CBS has cancelled The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, and our Quotes of the Week column has rounded up all the best reactions so far. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable lines from the past seven days — you'll find newsy sound bites from The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Daily Show and South Park. Plus, we've got more quotable moments from nearly a dozen other shows including Resident Alien, Countdown, Big Brother and more. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also included in this week's roundup: Destination X serves up a box of tricky artichokes, Match Game's Martin Short fills in one too many blanks and The Real Housewives of Miami pays homage to Carrie. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Newetz, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz) THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT 'Over the weekend, somebody at CBS followed up their gracious press release with a gracious anonymous leak, saying they pulled the plug on our show because of losses pegged between $40-50 million a year. $40 million is a big number. I could see us losing $24 million, but where would CBS have possibly spent the other $16 million? Oh, yeah.' THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT (Bonus Quote!) 'On Friday, Donald Trump posted, 'I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings.' How dare you, sir! Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism? [Turns to camera] Go f—k yourself.' THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON 'Everybody is talking about CBS' decision to end The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, and many people are now threatening to boycott the network. CBS could lose millions of viewers, plus tens of hundreds watching on Paramount+.' THE DAILY SHOW 'Shows that say something, shows that take a stand, shows that are unafraid— and, believe me, this is not a 'We speak truth to power.' We don't. We speak opinions to television cameras. But we try. We f—king try, every night. And if you believe, as corporations or as networks, you can make yourself so innocuous that you can serve a gruel so flavorless that you will never again be on the boy king's radar, A) why will anyone watch you? And you are f—king wrong!' SOUTH PARK 'You guys saw what happened to CBS? Yeah? Well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount! Do you really wanna end up like Colbert?' Jesus Christ warns the citizens of South Park to make stay on President Trump's good side THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY 'I'm over his dumb ass. At this point, he could come crawling on the floor, begging on his knees, asking for me back and, like, I wouldn't care… Unless, like, did he say something to you? Did he say something?' Yes, Taylor. You are so over Steven THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI 'Carrie… Remember Carrie? When they dumped the blood on her? That's what I felt like when I was sitting there. [Guerdy] invited Julia to the party, told her to be the prom queen, told her to dress up in white, and then dumps all the blood on top of her. You know, it was that whole vibe.' Marysol on Guerdy revealing private text messages from Julia at her Celebration of Life event RESIDENT ALIEN 'Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing? It's making me want to barf.' 'Do not disrespect my dead father who I just murdered!' Even though he just killed his own dad, Harry (Alan Tudyk) demands a little respect for his dearly departed pa COUNTDOWN 'Hey, boss. I was just telling Meachum you should never take Highland. Always head down Cahuenga 'cause traffic near the Bowl blows, right?' 'Do you mind if I…?' 'No, of course. Yes.' Blythe (Eric Dane) walks in on Amber (Jessica Camacho) and Mark's secretive bathroom convo BIG BROTHER 'Zae getting evicted is a perfect lesson in the Rachel Reilly Handbook 101: Don't come for the queen or you're gonna get beheaded.' Returning champ Rachel shed zero tears while kicking Season 27's first boot Zae out the door BIG BROTHER (Bonus Quote!) 'Will, am I your lemon drop then?' After nominee Will calls his wife his 'chocolate drop' on live TV, host Julie Chen Moonves surprises us all with this spontaneous li'l joke IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 'The world just has not delivered on the future that we were promised when we were growing up. We were promised mud wrestling! We were promised wet T-shirt contests! We were promised women going wild! At a certain point, we stopped women from going wild! Why did we do that?' Dennis (Glenn Howerton) envisions a brighter future for America in the form of… wet T-shirt contests, we think MATCH GAME 'It's time to take a break, because to be honest my bladder is the size of a thimble. In fact, the only time I don't have to pee is when I'm peeing.' Host Martin Short should have left that blank unfilled MATCH GAME (Bonus Quote!) 'I didn't drink from it, so it's fine.' 'I wouldn't care if you did.' As the credits roll, panelist Selena Gomez rides to the rescue of Game 2's dry-mouthed winner DESTINATION X 'Pretty sure it's not a flower. It's not a turnip. I know what this is. I know what this is… I got anchovies on my mind now… Artichoke! Oh my god, that's what it is.' Shayne's brain is a mysterious place GENERAL HOSPITAL 'I'm a doctor, not a florist, and I will not be a party to baby's breath.' Ask Obrecht (Kathleen Gati) to help with a wedding bouquet at one's own risk THE CHI 'Brother Hannibal! The church welcomes you with open arms.' 'Thank you. I see how you was welcoming my wife, with your arms.' Hannibal (Chris Lee) isn't a fan of how warmly Charles greets old friend Angie WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE 'Not being her mother-in-law is a role that I'm glad that I lost.' Denise Welch on her son Matty Healy's breakup with Taylor Swift WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE (Bonus Quote!) 'Which actress do you feel you deserved the Emmy over — Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Rachel Brosnahan, Catherine O'Hara or Jean Smart?' 'F–king all of them bitches!' When Tracee Ellis Ross plays Plead the Fifth, she does not mess around Best of TVLine 90+ TV Shows That Switched Networks — And How Long They Ran After They Relocated TV's 30+ Best Cliffhangers of All Time From Buffy, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Twin Peaks, Severance, Soap and More 20+ Age-Defying Parent-Child Castings From Blue Bloods, ER, Ginny & Georgia, Golden Girls, Supernatural and More
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a day ago
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'If I got onto Colbert, the ratings would double,' the former Fox News host boasted.
Former Fox News firebrand Bill O'Reilly is gloating over the cancellation of The Late Show, saying host Stephen Colbert only has himself to blame for failing to invite more conservative guests—such as himself. 'He's not going to last until May,' O'Reilly said in a segment on his No Spin News. 'I submit to you that if I got onto Colbert, the ratings would double.' 'No CBS program will put me on,' he continued. 'Not only won't you put me on, you won't put anyone on who's not a liberal, unless you want to disparage them.'
The Hill
a day ago
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David Letterman on ‘gutless' cancellation of Colbert's show: ‘Pure cowardice'
Comedian David Letterman on Friday joined the chorus of late-night hosts to bash CBS News after it announced it would sunset 'The Late Show' after more than three decades on air, while praising host Stephen Colbert as a 'martyr.' Letterman — the show's first host — alluded to the recent $16 million settlement between CBS's parent company Paramount Global and the Trump administration, and its expected merger with entertainment giant Skydance, when he called the decision to nix the program 'gutless.' 'I think one day, if not today, the people at CBS who have manipulated and handled this are going to be embarrassed because this is gutless,' he said during a recorded chat with his former 'Late Show' producers Barbara Gaines and Mary Barclay. 'I only wish this could happen to me. This would have been so great for me.' Paramount called the move 'purely a financial decision' and not related to the show's performance or content. Letterman, like other press advocates and some Democrats, did not seem satisfied with that answer. Instead, the 'Late Show' veteran cast the blame on who he called the 'Oracle twins,' referring to billionaire Larry Ellison and his son David Ellison, who is set to lead the 'New Paramount' after the Federal Communications Commission gave the greenlight for Skydance to acquire the company. The merger is expected to be completed by Aug. 7. 'There's no fairness to these goons,' Letterman said, adding 'These guys are bottom feeders. That's exactly what this is.' 'Of course, they know that broadcast television is withering, so now they want, just want to make sure on top of buying something that doesn't have the same value as it had 30 years ago. They don't want to be hassled by the United States government,' he continued. 'So, they want CBS to take care of all of that mess.' The comedian also blasted CBS's decision to settle with Trump after he sued '60 Minutes' over an interview with former Vice President Harris during the 2024 presidential campaign as 'pure cowardice.' Top names in late-night television — such as Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart and Seth Meyers — have defended Colbert, who has openly raised concerns over Paramount's recent decisions. Letterman was no different. 'Now, for Stephen, I love this. He's a martyr. Good for him, right?' he told his former producers. 'Now we've all got to kiss Stephen Colbert's ring now,' he quipped later. 'And if you listen carefully, you can hear them unfolding chairs at the Hall of Fame for his induction, right?' Colbert, who took the reins from Letterman in 2015, has gone back-and-forth with Trump in recent days. 'I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings,' the president wrote in a post on Truth Social earlier this week after the company revealed it would end the show in May 2026. The comedian replied, 'How dare you, sir. Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism: 'Go f‑‑‑ yourself.''
