47 Hilarious Photos That Brought Joy To My Doomscroll
That's one way to prevent pregnancy!
Same, but you don't see me broadcasting it.
I hate that I laughed at this.
This is hilariously wholesome.
Honestly, more men should have these up.
😟
Or maybe your phone just knows you too well.
They do??? News to me!
BRB, ordering a new shower curtain.
Though I'm torn between the last one and this one.
A+ Star Wars quote usage.
This is what we call high art.
This is way better than a stuffed dog, IMO.
I'm so glad she cleared that up.
Well, at least they were honest.
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It takes a rocket scientist to make a joke this sophisticated.
Uh...is it really *that* urgent?
It's never too late to enjoy a gift!
I'm glad I now know the technical term!
I don't know if Jesus would approve of this.
I understood that reference!
This employee was just following instructions!
Uh...the mojito is fine, thanks.
This kid's going places.
Venting is an important skill to learn. So is spelling, but we'll let that slide.
As someone who used to work retail, I hate customers as a rule. But this guy's alright in my books.
This parent is raising their kids right.
Seems appropriate.
Jim Halpert, is that you?
I've always wondered what they meant by "trick" in "trick or treat," and now I know.
I feel like a 14-year-old boy for laughing at this, but here we are.
Same with this.
Batman??? Is that you???
Nailed it.
I also see a floating pair of pants???
Oh look, a store made for you!
This is just dumb enough to be funny.
You're welcome...gurl?
Every day, I, too, mourn Mountain Dew's place in my life.
Makes perfect sense to me!
Well, of course! It's got to be anatomically correct!
This might be the best Halloween decor I've ever seen.
That's an interesting detour...
Classic mistake!
...No, thanks.
And finally, way to make the best out of a bad situation!
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