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07-04-2025

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You can't buy happiness, but you can buy an inspirational knit potato, and that's almost the same thing.
1. A shaved sheep plushie so you can enjoy two smiling stuffies for the price of one since you can shear your new pet by unzipping its fuzzy-wuzzy jacket.
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Promising review: "I love him. He is so cute and so well-made. He is the perfect size and shape. I named him Banana Peel Son since his wool comes off like a banana peel. Adorable. Would recommend to everyone." — Aerebys Stare
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
2. A pack of Magical Flames for spicing up your regular ol' campfire with a delightful dose of multicolored menagerie. Just drop the packet in and enjoy the show!
If you plan to make marshmallows or cook food over a flame, do that before using this product.
Promising review:"Mystical Fire Colorant is amazing. For a really fun experience, get some of these for your next camping trip. As if a campfire needs improvement...but this stuff is really neat. I'd say the adults love it even more than the kids. We only used one packet, and the colors were so good — it seems like they lasted at least 20 minutes. There was even color left in the ashes the next day. We will never go camping again without several packs of Mystical Fire on hand." — TeNe
Get it from Amazon for $6.94.
3. A set of self-heating foot masks that'll help bring some relief after a long shift or a night out with your deadliest shoes. Just pop on the included booties and enjoy the tingly sensation of Epsom salts, lavender, and peppermint while sporty some silly silver booties.
Get a closer look on TikTok!
BuzzFeed writer Emma Lord has these in her self-care toolkit:
"I'm a long-ish distance runner, and these were certainly an interesting experience for my feet! You slide them on and, after a few minutes, feel a tingling, mildly burning (in a good way) sensation. It doesn't quite numb your feet, but it relaxes them. I kept them on for 30 minutes and then toweled my feet off, and the tingling sensation slowly faded over the next 30 minutes. After that, my feet felt very refreshed and relaxed at a time of day when they're usually aching from all the miles I put in. The whole thing was a mess-free, easy process, and I will definitely keep them on hand for longer run days!"
Promising review:"Very soothing. My husband and l used these on our European vacation, and they definitely felt good on our feet!" — KS2018
Get a set of three pairs from Amazon for $11.97.
4. A NeeDoh Nice Cube because you exist at the center of a Venn diagram where "fidgeter" and "slime lover" intersect. This goo-filled sensory toy has the most delightful *squish*, a satisfying weight, and is magically not the type of sticky that picks up every fleck of dust in the tri-state area.
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Check out a TikTok of the NeeDoh in action.
Promising review: "High quality and very durable! This cube is fantastic for any age and any need. The cube provides slight resistance when compressed, which is both stress-relieving and satisfying!!! Once squeezed, it quickly returns to its natural shape. A great choice!" — Joe stevenson
Get it from Amazon for $8.24 (the color is either blue, pink, or purple, and it is selected at random!).
5. An embroidered Aldi quarter keychain so you can finally remember your shopping cart quarter BEFORE you enter the store with this adorable pocket that doubles as a cute accessory for yourself or the rearview mirror.
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Handmade by Michelle B's Embroidery is a small biz based in Tennessee!
Promising review: "Made well! And so adorable. I leave it hung on my rearview mirror and I'm never without my Aldi quarter. 😄 Bought one for my cousin. And I plan on buying more!" — Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon $9.49.
6. A "Cup Cozy Pillow" for bringing the no-spill convenience of cupholders to a squishy surface near you. The built-in pockets can fit cups and bottles of all kinds (even mugs!) and are lined with insulating foam to keep drinks hot or cold for longer. The next time your plans involve rotting in bed all day, you can finally keep all your bevvys and treats within arms reach without any mess.
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Cup Cozy Pillow is a small business that specializes in family-friendly snack and drink organizers.
Check out a TikTok of the Cup Cozy Deluxe Pillow in action.
Promising review:"This thing is great! I'm home on maternity leave with my new baby and spend most of my time on the couch under a sleeping baby. This product makes it easy for me to keep my drinks, remote, etc, close by, even with dogs running around. It's a little more expensive than I would have liked, but it works, and I love it, so money well spent!" — Amber
Get it from Amazon for $34.99 (available in nine styles).
7. A knitted inspirational potato that makes it basically impossible not to smile when you're in its positive, potatoey presence. You'll want to order extras for the next time you've got a down-in-the-dumps friend who could use a pick-me-up!
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Promising reviews:"I saw this little potato at a restaurant counter and loved the quote so much I bought one for me and my two best friends. Such a cute and motivating carbohydrate." — Ess Vee
"Purchased for my wife for giggles. I figured it would be just another [thing] that was fun to open and would disappear over time. It's currently sitting in a prominent spot in our living room. Well constructed. I slammed it on the table to give it a flat butt to sit on, which it withstood with a smile." — M. S. Schultz
Get it from Amazon for $6.99.
8. A Dracula garlic crusher because it's obnoxiously cute and can mince several cloves at once with a simple twist of his head. Now, you can quickly prep garlicky goodness that'll keep the vampires at bay. Well, all of them except this one!
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This little bloodsucker is 100% food-safe, BPA-free, and dishwasher-safe!
Promising review:"I was getting very tired of the garlic presses that turn garlic into a mush and require incredible force to mash the clove into unrecognizable oblivion. This is far easier and turns the garlic into pieces rather than mush." — C. Pearlman
Get it from Amazon for $18.99.
9. A shaker of Thin Mint seasoning to bring some nostalgic pizzazz to your morning coffee or home-baked dessert with the unforgettable flavor of a Girl Scout icon. People will LOSE IT over your next brownie batch at the bake sale.
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BuzzFeed writer Emma Lord already gave it a try:
"I stared at this for months online before caving and buying it, and when I tell you!! It jazzes up my morning coffee in a way that makes my little '90s baby heart sing. I've also loved it on Greek yogurt, oatmeal, and mug cakes. Plus, when I am longing for a real Thin Mint, and we're not in Girl Scout cookie season, I'll shake this on an Oreo Thin to stave off the despair."
Get it from Amazon for $4.98.
10. A silicone Magic Mushroom funnel for a kitchen tool that's cute enough to leave displayed on your countertop even when it's not working hard as a regular funnel.
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To use it, just flip it inside out and stick the "stem" through your container's opening. Plus, it's dishwasher-safe!
Promising review: "I am obsessed with this funnel!!! I juice a lot of citrus and juices for cocktails, and this little guy is the perfect size for bottling. It's beyond cute and really great quality. I'm always hesitant about buying silicone items, as I don't want them to be too thin. This is perfect! Sturdy and cute! Can't get better than that! The perfect addition to any cottagecore kitchen!" — Abbey Klem
Get it from Amazon for $14.95+ (available in two sizes).
11. A copy of Murdle, Volume 1, because reviewers rave about the book's engrossing murder mystery-themed logic puzzles, each challenging you to become a detective capable of deducing your way through lies and deceit. There's something for puzzlers of all skill levels with four difficulties to enjoy!
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There are 100 puzzles total, and four different levels: For Elementary puzzles, you need to find the suspect, location, and weapon. For Occult Medium puzzles, the added challenge is that the murderer always lies, and the other suspects tell the truth! For Hard Boiled puzzles, you also need to find motive! And for Impossible puzzles, you have to discover all four elements and deal with the lying witness statement from the murderer. Sounds like fun! Plus, you're also given a logic grid for each puzzle to help you solve it!
Promising review: "The puzzles are a lot of fun, but the characters, storylines, and other details take the Murdle experience to another level. I have no idea how the author came up with all of this creativeness! You can Murdle solo or with friends. I look forward to future volumes, but this one will keep me busy for a while!" — Liz Gately
Get it from Amazon for $10.25.
And if (when) you end up needing more puzzles — don't worry — you can pick up Volume 2.
12. An extendable silicone straw so you can lean into a whole new level of lazy. Meet your hydration goals without lifting a single finger, and finally lay in bed without accidental spillage. This is what dreams are made of.
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Promising review: "Bought for working out because I'd rather use my cup than water bottles, and honestly, I was surprised to see that it works. The straw is longer than expected. The only flaw is the straw is hard to get in if you have ice already in your cup." — lisa
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
13. A lil' polar bear hydrating eye stick if your puffy, aching eyes feel like cinderblocks in the morning they're so heavy. Kickstart your routine with sweet, sweet relief thanks to this hydrating formula, which is blended with Iceland glacial water to help relieve puffiness, tighten skin, and tackle dark circles.
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Check out one user's glowing review on TikTok.
Promising review:"I tried this after seeing TikTok reviews. I love how it feels when it goes on. It's very cooling and soothing. I used it during the day to freshen my under-eye area. I just ordered more, so I have one in my purse and car as well!" — MaryR
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in three formulas and multi-packs).
14. A dumpster pencil holder to dress up your desk with something that conveys your general feelings about the workplace. Hey! It's functional, too, with three compartments to hold small office supplies and a set of flame-shaped note cards to write all your grievances...I mean, reminders.
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Promising review: "On days when everything seems like a dumpster fire, it brings me a little joy to glance down and see this cute little desktop item. The paper flames are cute but fairly tiny for notes, but they would do the trick if necessary. In these post-pandemic times, I use the side without the flame paper to hold some travel sanitizer bottles. I really like that the dumpster lids can open and close." — jigglypuff
Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in two other styles).
15. A pack of four cactus-shaped dryer balls because they're superbly adorable and can do everything a dryer sheet can AND reduce drying times, which is good news for the planet and your energy bill. You can reuse these in the dryer up to 5,000 times, which is basically forever.
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Promising review:"These are the only dryer balls I've found that actually made me not need fabric softener sheets. It cuts down on static, and I don't find pet fur clinging to my clothes when I pull them out of the dryer." — Tianhui Fan
Get a four-pack from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in four styles and larger pack sizes).
16. A gloriously witchy crystal ball sculpture that belongs in the library of an aspiring magic wielder. Display it next to your tomes and make guests question if you've been spying on them in your downtime.
Wayfair
Promising review:"I was going to give this to my daughter for her birthday, which isn't until December, but it is so awesome, I couldn't wait. She absolutely loves it!! If I could give it 20 stars, I would. So well worth the money!!" — Norma
Get it from Wayfair for $56.99.
17. A three-pack of Velveeta cheese sauce if you're always looking for easy ways to feed yourself. Simply pour this liquid gold into a bowl microwave, and then unceremoniously douse it over pasta, veggies, or whatever you have lying around that could be made better with cheese (most things, tbh).
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18. A silicone pickle wine stopper to preserve your pinot in one of the more hilarious ways imaginable.
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Promising review: "I bought this pickle wine stopper for my nephew and his partner. It keeps air out of the bottle with a snug fit, and it cleans up easily after use. The fact that they love 'pickle' anything is an added bonus!" — Cynthia
Get it from Amazon for $15 (available in four other styles).
19. A nonslip cheeky bath mat for turning a regular bathroom essential into a showstopping centerpiece that'll at the very least get a giggle out of you whenever it's time to hop in the shower.
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Promising review:"I absolutely love this rug. I was not expecting it to be as cute and fluffy as it is! I've gotten so many compliments on it." — Amanda Fiji
Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in four sizes and three styles).
20. A spiral-bound book of judgy fish stickers if your brain is full of pent-up sass that's dying to be released in a whimsical, sorta socially acceptable manner. Let these little guys do the talking for you and literally stick it to whatever (or whoever) is being a nuisance.
Brass Monkey
It comes with 60+ stickers, including some puffy stickers.
Promising review: "100/10. Absolutely fantastic. I didn't know I needed passive-aggressive fish in my life, but now I want more. Can't stop sending them in my letters to my family, and it's so much fun to hear their reactions." — E.M.
Get it from Amazon and Brass Monkey for $8.
21. An ooey-gooey Liquipen that brings everything good about a lava lamp into a writing utensil you can use for all your very important, very adult to-do lists.
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22. A meme-tastic Homer Simpson sponge holder with an included sponge if you, too, want to disappear into the shrubbery anytime someone mentions the pile of dishes languishing in your sink.
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