Here Are The Weekend's Absolute Funniest Tweets
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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Me cooking your grandma's recipe cause I can read cursive https://t.co/yIQ0r3qRjr pic.twitter.com/KGKGoGfTng
— Kodak Snack 🍬 (@notdaniii) June 21, 2025
@notdaniii / Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @notdaniii
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Hair or beard gotta change brother cuz this can't be lmao https://t.co/3VKBdmP3Zk
— Most Ballinest Playa (@jaay_cool) June 20, 2025
@jaay_cool / @domo_dabait / Via Twitter: @jaay_cool
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when my wife staring at me waiting for the wedding vows but chatgpt is down pic.twitter.com/y1JVzqd4x4
— aund (@lgbtfortnite) June 20, 2025
@lgbtfortnite / DreamWorks Animation / Via Twitter: @lgbtfortnite
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'We really appreciate the time you took to consider an opportunity with us. After further consideration….' pic.twitter.com/NXkM6XcShP
— ravi nation (@ravi_nati0n) June 20, 2025
@ravi_nati0n / Via Twitter: @ravi_nati0n
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Me in Mexico when World War III starts pic.twitter.com/DwFB80jlY8
— Blake (@FrostedBlakes34) June 22, 2025
@FrostedBlakes34 / Kevin Hart / Via Twitter: @FrostedBlakes34
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why y'all ain't vote for that lady? pic.twitter.com/H2wotZJC4u
— leekz ☆▷ (@leekstarr_) June 22, 2025
@leekstarr_ / Netflix / Via Twitter: @leekstarr_
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home alone and there's an account on grindr that's 0ft away pic.twitter.com/v3cR4hyaMN
— lu (@scorpiuncle) June 21, 2025
@scorpiuncle / Via Twitter: @scorpiuncle
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Me to this whole thread https://t.co/CjsJTJZFOh pic.twitter.com/uGWy5k1uLR
— JKL (@JKL302) June 21, 2025
@JKL302 / Proximity Media / Via Twitter: @JKL302
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