30 Products If Your Favorite Pastime Is Couch Rotting

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A snack bowl you can plop on top of your Stanley cup for enjoying some snackies while staying ~hydrated~. It's perfect for movie nights or mindless TikTok scrolling!
And an eight-compartment snack box because movie night isn't complete without your favorite crackers, chips, and candy. You'll always have a variety of your fave snacks, because being limited to one is so (*yawn*) boooring.
A blissfully plush checkered blanket that is EXTREMELY soft and fluffy, perfect for cozying up on the couch. Just imagine settling in for a Dance Moms marathon and throwing this baby on top of you — ahhh, pure bliss. Plus, reviewers say it's comparable to the pricier Barefoot Dreams throw!
An acupressure mat and pillow, because after a long day of work, plopping down onto your couch just won't cut it. This set helps to relieve tension and stress with over *7,000* acupressure points — after 10–30 minutes of lying on it, you will probably arise as a new person.
A cozy fleece loungewear set you can toss on as soon as you set foot inside your home. You can still look super chic while you're in full relaxation mode!
And a Barefoot Dreams robe so you can lounge around all night feeling as cozy as can be. I dare you to not feel as relaxed as humanly possible in this.
AND! A genius Comfy that'll give you both the comfort of a hoodie and the warmth of a blanket — who could possibly hate the epitome of coziness and relaxation?
An Amazon Echo that lets you blast music throughout your house without having to move an inch. It's true what they say: Robots can do almost ANYTHING. Just say, "Alexa, play 'The Lazy Song' by Bruno Mars," then sit back and relax.
A Cup Cozy so you won't have to get up for snacks or bevvies once you plop down on the couch. Let's be honest for a sec: Do you really want to reach alllll the way to your side table to sip your cup o' tea once you're cozied up? I didn't think so.
A Govee smart floor lamp that'll add the perfect mood lighting to your home. Put it in a corner and watch it radiate gorgeous colors (it has 25 preset modes!) to create ~ambiance~. You can even control it with your phone *and* connect it to Alexa! *Plus* it comes with a music mode if you want the light to sync with your tunes.
A 10-foot lightning cable if you don't have an outlet nearby and your phone's running on fumes, but you've made a "you-shaped" dent in your couch and can't be bothered to move. Now the TikTok scrolling can continue without interruption.
An electric mug warmer so you don't have to constantly get up and put your mug in the microwave — especially if you're a sipper. After four hours it'll automatically shut off, so you don't have to worry if you walk away (or doze off) and forget it!
A remote control page turner — you won't have to budge an inch from that perfect, comfy position you've set yourself in because this bb will tap your screen for you. Just attach the clip to your Kindle or tablet, and it will flip to the next page with the click of a button!
And a TikTok remote control ring because some days you can't be bothered to move *at all*. With just a push of a button, you'll be able to scroll through TikTok without touching your phone. You can even use this to take pictures on your phone from up to 33 feet away!
An Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K that allows you to download almost every streaming service, so you can park yourself in front of the TV for hours if that's the vibe for the day. Press the voice button and say, "Alexa, play Grey's Anatomy," then prepare to bawl your eyes out (even though you already know what happens).
And a glow-in-the-dark Fire TV Stick remote case because you've been dreaming all day of rotting on the couch and rewatching New Girl — so don't let a missing remote ruin your plans. This nifty, grippy case helps prevent the remote from slipping between your couch cushions or falling to the floor, and if it *does* disappear, you'll locate it in mere seconds because it'll be ~glowing~.
An Owala FreeSip tumbler so you can enjoy icy agua all evening instead of having to add more ice every hour. This godsend offers all the benefits of a Stanley without the spills, and its spout is a game changer — you can either drink through a built-in straw or tilt it back to chug. Plus, you'll never have to painfully sip on a lukewarm bev again because it keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours with its triple-layer insulation!
A Roomba robot vacuum if your floors are begging to be cleaned, but the couch is holding you hostage. Not to worry — this baby will do it all for you! It can navigate around furniture and even fit under tight spaces, so every nook and cranny of your home will be clean by the end of your Netflix session. Plus, you can use the app on your phone to give it a schedule!
A SwitchBot Smart Switch button pusher because you don't have to get up from the couch to turn off the lights whenever you want to take a lil' nappy. Just attach the SwitchBot to any device with an on/off switch and download the app! From there, you can even set it on a timer — all you need is a Bluetooth connection.
And an Alexa-compatible smart plug so you can verbally tell it to do anything you'd rather not get up and do yourself, from turning on your coffee machine to turning off the lights. Add voice control to ANY outlet with this *truly* smart plug.
A pair of prism spectacles ideal for anyone in their "lazy gal" era (aka me). You can lie completely flat on your back to read or scroll through TikTok instead of doing an unintentional core workout and straining your neck just to prop your head up.
An automatic pet feeder so you can schedule meals for your pets up to four times a day. It holds up to 6 liters of food, so you don't have to keep refilling it! Oh, Milo's hungry? Just open the app to give your furry friend a treat!
A TikTok-famous 3-in-1 convertible "reading chair" that may just give Chandler and Joey's Barcaloungers a run for their money — you'll never want to get up from this bb. It has USB charging ports, a cup holder, and a side pocket to hold your remotes or books. Plus, you can pull it out and turn it into a sleeper chair or a full flat sleeper. Um, this is not a want but a NEED.
A luxe candle so you can set the mood for your Toy Story marathon with just the right amount of lighting and a delightful scent. When you light this bad boy up, it'll give off a captivating aroma of jasmine, oud, and sandalwood.
A tablet holder that holds any size iPad, Kindle, or other device, so you don't have to. Now you can enjoy a movie, book, or show without straining to balance your tablet on your body.
A heating pad for your sore neck, back, and (honestly) entire body that has been working too hard. It heats up in just 20 seconds and will help relieve any tension that's been living within you.
And a heated massager so you can release your stress when you come home from work. You can use it on your back, neck, legs, and even your feet to knead out all those knots while relaxing on the sofa.
A cult-favorite movie theater popcorn salt because popcorn from the theater just ~hits different~. Reviewers say it tastes just like the real deal, so heat up some kernels, sprinkle some of this deliciousness on, and enjoy your at-home movie night!
A lap desk if you insist on doing work *only* from the couch. This handy thing will save your poor thighs from burning when your laptop overheats, and it'll give you an even surface so you don't have to awkwardly balance your devices on your lap. Plus, it has a pillowy cushion and anti-slip wrist pad to take your comfort level to the max!
Or a rolling C-shaped table with a base designed to slide under the couch so you'll have a perfectly placed mini table for your laptop and, of course, meals and snacks.