So much for the Great British Banger
My source in the linen suit tells me that this decision is 'much to the displeasure of freeloading' Brits used to a 'wonderful supply of cocktail sausages specially prepared by a local butcher and fish and chips from Smiths – the famous Singapore chippy. These delicacies are 'all now banned! So much for the Great British Banger!'
A Foreign Office source confirms: 'The High Commissioner's residence serves vegetarian-only food'. They'll be banning Singapore Slings next.
Rosindell saves Easter
The last hours of debate in the Commons before recess are normally given over to the 'Easter Adjournment'. Not so last Tuesday when the order paper said there would be a 'General Debate: Matters to be raised before the forthcoming adjournment', with no mention of Easter at all.
Andrew Rosindell, Tory MP for Romford, told MPs he was 'perturbed', adding: 'The Easter Adjournment debate was always a significant occasion, marking the fact that Easter is the holiest time of year for Christians.' Fellow Tory MP Bob Blackman agreed to restore Easter to the title of the debate. But without vigilant MPs like Rosindell and Blackman, who else will stop woke efforts to erase Easter?
The royal soap
Comedian Shazia Mirza, met Elizabeth II, the late Queen, three times, and spoke at length with her. 'It was like chatting to an old woman at a bus stop,' she told the Guess Who's Coming to Dinner podcast. Explaining she was a comedian, the Queen replied: 'What a fascinating way to describe yourself. And where do you do that?' Mirza told the Queen about her next gig at gay venue the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, in London. 'There's tickets available, do you want to come?' she offered, saying that she appeared on BBC and ITV. 'Do you watch TV?' Mirza asked. The Queen replied: 'Yes, I watch Coronation Street.'
The Rev keeps on rockin'
Pop star turned celebrity vicar, Richard Coles, 63, is feeling his age. He says: 'I'm knackered. My knees are knackered, I'm fat. It was my birthday on March 26 and I bought myself Ozempic as a birthday present.' He tells the Mid-Point podcast: 'I think I'm 28 really, and then I look in the mirror and I see my grandfather looking back at me. My favourite age to be was 38... and I'd be very happy to be 38 for a good long stretch. I'm not that, but I'm really enjoying my 60s.'
Boris's glorious reign
Boris Johnson remembers his time as London mayor more fondly than his reign in No 10, because there were no pesky Tory MPs who could bring him down. He was overheard at a Saudi event saying: 'I was very lucky when I was mayor of London because it was a bit like being a sheikh... I was in charge, I was a monarch – nobody could challenge me.'
Parkinson's humour
Former BBC colleagues Rory Cellan-Jones, Mark Mardell and Jeremy Paxman have joined forces with ex-judge Sir Nicholas Mostyn and Vicar of Dibley writer Paul Mayhew-Archer – who all have Parkinson's disease – to push for better treatment for fellow sufferers on their Movers and Shakers podcast.
Mayhew-Archer uses humour to lift the mood, Cellan-Jones told me on GB News's Chopper's Political Podcast: 'He was saying to me the other day that there is concern that one of the dangers of Parkinson's is you could be encouraged to take your own life. But luckily, he said, another symptom of Parkinson's is apathy.'
Ruled out, Britannia!
Concern this week when Radio 3 presenter Georgia Mann played a 1996 recording of Henry Wood's Fantasia on British Sea Songs without Rule, Britannia! as the finale. The BBC apologised when I got in touch, and said the rousing song was included as a separate track, but had mistakenly not been uploaded. But after Katie Derham, presenter of Last Night of the Proms, said the lyrics to Rule, Britannia! were 'incredibly problematic' just seven months ago, it felt like a worrying sign of things to come.
Salisbury, Wiltshire
Thanks to the dozens of readers who pointed out that Salisbury cathedral is not in Somerset. It was a production error in last week's column, not a late April Fool. Former Tory MP for North East Somerset Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg got in touch to say he was tickled 'by our expansion, it is a beautiful cathedral'. He explained: 'I am delighted to see that Somerset has conquered Wiltshire. If it hadn't been for us, in 878 Wiltshire would have been Danish anyway.'
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Ian W Thomson, Lenzie. • Just last week, we heard about the gargantuan efforts of mostly working-class musicians, led by the incredibly tenacious Bob Geldof to help people, thousands of miles away, who were starving. All it took was a broadcast by Michael Buerk to make Bob spring into action. With the undoubted help of Midge Ure, they saved thousands of lives. We found out recently that even the normally hard-hearted Tory government contributed. Today, we know that people are being deliberately starved by a so-called democracy by the name of Israel. The governments of the world, with a few exceptions, are allowing this to happen. Shame on them. It is being left, once again, to the people to point out how very wrong this is. Be in no doubt, these are crimes against God and humanity. Jane Porteous, Kinross. The West is complicit In your recent article '[[Israel]] strikes kill at least 20 in [[Gaza]] as Lammy threatens more sanctions' (The Herald, July 23) the Foreign Secretary is quoted as saying he is 'appalled and sickened by [[Israel]]'s actions in [[Gaza]]'. I suggest that Israel's actions with regard to its treatment of the Palestinians will go down in history as an extreme example of the inhumanity of which we as a species are capable. Being halfway through the third decade of the 21st century, we apparently have made little progress in our 'moral evolution'. I wish to pass on some sentences from an article by Rabbi Noa Sattath, Executive Director of the Association for Civil Rights in Israel which I read in the liberal/left Israeli newspaper Haaretz (July 22): 'Israelis forget that human beings live in Gaza. If people aren't human beings, they can be starved, beaten and raped. We need to extricate ourselves from the moral abyss into which we have tumbled.' I suggest that the 'we' referred to in the immediately previous paragraph is not just the Israeli government but those countries in the West which have aided and abetted Benjamim Netanyahu in his genocide. One way of our making reparations to the Palestinians would be for the UK to take the lead in working towards the implementation of the two-state solution. John Milne, Uddingston. Read more letters Other dates to remember Disturbingly, much of our media continue to imply that the current conflict in Gaza had its origin on October 7, 2023. Along with "9/11" the date is a shorthand for attacks in which Americans and Israelis died. I challenge you to tell me what September 16 or April 13 or April 9 represent. Significantly, few of your readers will know but it is your duty to remind them of these dates. On April 9, 1948 the Palestinian village of Deir Yassin was attacked by the Irgun and other Zionist terrorists and 107 civilians killed. The rest were driven out in this early attempt at ethnic cleansing. On September 16, 1982 the refugee camps of Sabra and Shatila in Lebanon were attacked by Lebanese fascists, assisted by Israeli forces and between 1,500 and 2,000 men, women and children were massacred. On April 13, 1996 Israeli aircraft attacked a village in South Lebanon, Mansouri, after ordering the inhabitants to evacuate. The volunteer ambulance driver packed his own family and his neighbours into the ambulance to flee. The ambulance was rocketed, with the death of all it occupants except the driver. I could go on. The list is endless. So you see that this horror did not begin on October 7, 2023 and, for the Palestinians, it continues and is likely to do so until they are eliminated. Our press could do the right thing and commemorate these anniversaries. unless it is only the lives of Americans and Israelis that matter. I beg you to do so. David Currie, Tarland. But why Troon? 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The Women's Scottish Open is being held there today. No traffic jams, no police directing traffic. Consider that compared to the men's event at the Renaissance Club recently. This is why TV put so much more cash into men's golf. It's economics, not misogyny. It's like trying to say the SPFL teams should be getting the same as English Premier League teams. It's just not possible. In order for women's golf or football to continue to grow it's essential that more women start to actually attend the tournaments and matches. If there were 20k people a day at the Women's Scottish Open then it wouldn't take long for TV to pump more cash in. The big objective for the leaders of women's sports is to increase attendances steadily over the next five years. That's common sense. John Gilligan, Ayr. 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