14 Bits Of Juicy Gossip To Sip Your Tea To

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Recently, u/lailaa2513 asked r/AskReddit, "What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share on reddit?" And we thought we'd share some of the best responses.
"Mother from a girl in my kid's class cheated with the father of another girl. Six months forwards they both get a divorce and start dating. Another few months forwards and the other parents (who got cheated on) started dating together. The girls are now double step-siblings."
"At my old job, two coworkers were having a secret affair both married to other people. They got caught because they both called in sick on the same day… and posted beach photos from the exact same location on Instagram. To this day, neither returned to the office and their desks were cleared out by HR without a word."
"An undercover cop in my hometown was secretly banging the biggest coke dealer in town."
"I worked in a grocery store. And one of the cashiers and a vendor had sex in a storage area. A couple of weeks later the vendor came in and yelled about how the cashier gave him the clap."
"I started work at this telecommunications company back in the early '90s. One of our co-workers was diagnosed with two different types of cancer."
"When I was in the third or fourth grade, a classmate, Carla, came to my house to play. The next day at school Carla told others that I peed my pants. I denied it for 34 years. I did, in fact, pee my pants that day. It was a great play date. I was very amped on soda and excitement. Carla, why did you share my business?"
"My cousin Brad and his wife Eliza spilt up. I assume he cheated on her, because of past cheating on girlfriends. He stays with his mum for a bit."
"I used to work at a daycare and and the same guy was the boyfriend of two of the mums. He'd come in with Rhonda in the morning to drop off their baby, and then he'd come by in the afternoon with Susan, to pick up her kid. They eventually found out. Wild behaviour."
"At a family gathering, my aunt got drunk and accidentally revealed that her youngest son isn't my uncle's kid… He's actually my dad's best friend's."
"We currently have a guy at our work who keeps putting banana peels on everybody's car door. They've been trying to find out who it is for months now. He started out by just doing it to a few cars, but now it's escalated to pretty much every car door in the parking lot. Everybody has gotten pissed to the point that HR and all of the top managers are now involved. Crazy it's been going on this long, and they still have no idea who it is. But I know who it is.... Because it's me..."
"My boyfriend's daughter had an affair with (and just left her husband for) my ex boyfriend."
"I taught girls who I thought were twins. Turns out they were half sisters. Dad knocked up mom and then impregnated his side piece. Both ladies dumped him and got together. Now they have their mums, their dad, and his new wife."
"My dad's cousins are twins. Let's call them Tim and Tom. In high school, Tim and Tom were dating another set of twins. We will call them Joan and Jane. They dated through high-school and ended up having a shared wedding. After both had one child, they got divorced, married each other's ex's, and had another kid. The four kids are half siblings but genetic full blood siblings. It makes for great family reunions."
"My close friend discovered her loser bf had been cheating on her while he was overseas with his fling. Upon finding out, she made the big decision to pack her bags and ditch him after almost eight years together. Just before she left she flooded his carpets, scattered grass seeds and fertiliser all over, and cranked up the heating for a couple of weeks. When he returned home from his trip, he was greeted by a lush indoor lawn in his tropical abode. And not to mention an incredibly unpleasant odour. Best f'ing burn ever."
H/T to u/lailaa2513 and r/AskReddit for having the discussion.
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