Kiama's daily miracle
We were sorry to read about Aussie Maya Joint's (C8) defeat at Wimbledon and suspect Mick Miller of Ettalong Beach foredoomed her with his tennis elbow quip, but that hasn't stopped his ponderings: 'May I add that Maya would be double-jointed if she played doubles. I hope she knuckles down now. If so, I'll give her the thumbs-up.'
Peter Reddel of Terrigal recalls that 'in the '50s, an American friend visiting my parents, mentioned going down to reception in a swank Sydney pub and asking for a comforter (C8). The receptionist firmly replied, 'We are not that sort of hotel'.'
While both Peter Miniutti of Ashbury and William Galton of Hurstville Grove recommend singing Advance Australia Fair to the tune of the Gilligan's Island (C8) theme, we thought we'd visit the source: 'It was a terrible experience. The worst storm imaginable,' says Geoff Gilligan of Coogee. 'The SS Minnow was a tiny boat and no match for Mother Nature's fury, especially as it ran out of fuel after 42 miles. The only island I want to see now is Wedding Cake island.'
The Liberals aren't the only ones distancing themselves from a certain hospitality company: 'I, Meri Will (of Baulkham Hills), hereby disavow any connection with Meri Vale.'
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