Taylor Swift fantasy football team names: The 9 best we found for 2025
And for a third year in a row, we're giving you a list of the best Taylor Swift-themed fantasy team names. We've searched the world for something (see what I did there?) and came up with the best ones we could find while trying hard not to repeat too many from past years.
So here they are, in no particular order, and like our list of best fantasy football team names, it's ones we could print and we linked out to those who listed them:
Hurts Different
I like it. Very simple!
Tortured Joets Department
Jonathan Taylor's Version
Just made this one up myself!
You Belong with Tee
Solid, no notes.
Anti-Hero RB
Brilliant and also very insider-y given that Hero RB is a fantasy strategy.
Twenty-Tua
I'm a sucker for puns. This one is great.
You Need to First Down
You Bijan With Me
There are an endless amount of Bijan Robinson team names.
Who's Afraid of little CeeDee?
Yes!
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Parsons' need for an extension is also going to let him dictate the destination to a degree, and stars often want a settled plan at quarterback before locking in on a multi-year deal. The case for wanting Parsons isn't difficult to make. The likelihood of coming out on top in a bidding war as a franchise in transition is much harder to see. McLaurin is a more nuanced case. The Cathedral High School graduate is not quite the same game-wrecker, of course, though he is a two-time Pro Bowler who has his own brand of consistency with at least 919 yards in all six seasons. He's also turning 30 this fall at a position where age can bring some quickly diminishing returns, especially for his style of downfield play. You could make the case that the Colts don't need a wide receiver after they were the only NFL team with three 800-yard performers last season. They just extended Michael Pittman Jr. last spring, have an Alec Pierce extension to examine this year and then Josh Downs is suddenly in that conversation in a year from now. It's also hard to lock in on a 30-year-old wide receiver when the team might need a new quarterback in a year. But those could also be the cases for McLaurin, in a way. The Colts have to find a way to get Anthony Richardson moving as a passer, and McLaurin just did that for NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year Jayden Daniels. Like with the Parsons scenario, the Colts could offer a good piece back at the same position, which will matter to a Commanders team coming off the NFC Championship Game. They could offer Pittman or Pierce, with Pittman bringing the security of two years under contract for a reasonable $26 million average per season. As consistent and reliable as Pittman is, McLaurin is at a higher level. He scored 13 touchdowns last season, whereas Pittman has 18 for his career. Pittman's career high in yards per target is 8.2, which McLaurin has topped every single season, including last year's elite 9.4 mark. That type of upgrade would be worth something, but the new contract is difficult to figure out. McLaurin is in this spot because he feels as if he's being penalized for his age despite coming off of his best season, with 1,096 yards, 13 touchdowns and a second-team All-Pro spot. estimates his market value at $24.5 million a season over four years, which is risky in the length but not in the average annual value. But if he's willing to risk a great quarterback situation as a team captain in Washington, he's likely shooting for as much as he can possibly get. Like with Parsons, McLaurin will have a say in where he goes if he gets moved. With how long he waited for quarterback stability in Washington, a team running a quarterback competition might not be high on his list. But it is his hometown team, and it's hard to say how much that can matter for a player's last major contract. McLaurin would be more of a "win now" move, whereas Parsons is more of a franchise cornerstone for several years to come. Ballard has been adamant to say that he won't do anything that could set the franchise back, and it's unclear if new ownership would be on board with signing a big outside contract this early in the transition while also evaluating the front office, coaching staff and quarterback. And given that it's the middle of training camp, a WR1-for-WR1 swap might be a bit chaotic on a developing passing game as it is.
