Here Are The Absolute Funniest Tweets From Just This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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so it turns out years of slow self-isolation have led me to be isolated pic.twitter.com/gKgsEfXnUW
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) June 6, 2025
@megannn_lynne / Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @megannn_lynne
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asked for the address of a party i wanted to go to tonight and they just sent me a set of coordinates pic.twitter.com/EJLgKCnVgo
— screenset, PhD (@tjelesan) June 6, 2025
@tjelesan / FOX / Via Twitter: @tjelesan
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Can't stop thinking about this girls reaction when she heard my laugh pic.twitter.com/vYdz6uud7n
— hennrz (@hennrzh) June 7, 2025
@hennrzh / Via Twitter: @hennrzh
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"cut that shit out nigga" https://t.co/KqwTEDvQrx
— Chunko ‧₊˚ (@Chunklezz) June 6, 2025
@Chunklezz / Nintendo / Via Twitter: @Chunklezz
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