'Kimmel' Guest Host Anthony Anderson Nails Trump's 'Dumbest' Idea Yet
'Trump also announced that he's going to ring in America's 250th anniversary next year in the biggest and the dumbest way possible,' Anderson said, and rolled a clip of the president saying he would host a UFC fight on the White House grounds for an audience of up to 25,000.
'Yes, UFC,' said Anderson. 'Which stands for: U Fucking Crazy?'
But the actor/TV host admitted the president might be onto something with this idea.
'There should be a UFC fight at the White House between Donald Trump and Elon Musk,' he said. 'It'll be Golf Clubber Lang versus the ketamine machine, bitch-slapping each other in the octagon. Who's with me? Now that would make America great again.'
Kimmel is off for the summer and has a rotation of guest hosts filling in, as he's done before.
Check out more of Anderson's monologue below:
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