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Scotsman
3 hours ago
- Entertainment
- Scotsman
Nine things we found hilarious in the 90s and noughties, but really weren't
1 . Mr Blobby Looking back, it's hard to see how we as a nation were quite so obsessed during the 90s with the bulbous pink, spotty monster who answered to the rather formal sounding title Mr Blobby. The mischievous character, who communicated using only his own name, first appeared in 1992 on the hit BBC show Noel's House Party, where he pranked unwitting celebrities. His destructive antics made him perhaps a bigger star than the show's host, Noel Edmonds, and he was soon everywhere. He even made it onto Danish TV, though it turned out Scandinavian viewers are more discerning and his stint there was short-lived. At the peak of his popularity, Mr Blobby beat Take That to the 1993 Christmas number one spot with his self-titled novelty single. Did you know that the man inside the suit was a classically trained Shakespearean actor from Bradford, called Barry Killerby, who reportedly called the role 'exhausting and demanding'? | Getty Images Photo: Bryn Colton
Yahoo
15 hours ago
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
Noel Edmonds savours 'nutter status' as he unveils big plans on Kiwi Adventure
Noel Edmonds joked that he savoured "unique nutter status" as he unveiled grand plans to build an energy garden on his New Zealand estate. The Deal or No Deal presenter, 76, moved from the UK in 2018 and has bought a £15m estate called River Haven, which includes a pub named The Bugger Inn and a vineyard. His bid to create a thriving business has been documented in new ITV show Kiwi Adventure, and in the latest episode he revealed his idea of creating a special energy garden. He was confident about finding some "magic" stones with energy for the project, but admitted people thought that idea was "crazy". The episode that aired on Friday, 27 June saw Edmonds battling with the wet weather, with the star saying he was "haemorrhaging money" as rain kept punters from his pub. But when the clouds cleared, he and wife Liz visited a quarry to find the perfect rocks to start their garden. "Are there many people coming and acquiring rocks from you?" Edmonds asked the owner. "Because I always savour unique nutter status." The star said he was after "four magic ones". "It's all about energy," he said, after spotting one he was drawn to. "There are so many people who think you are crazy if you talk in this way about a rock having energy, being attracted to it, but they are the crazy ones. Because it has been known for thousands of years that we are energy beings." Read more: Noel Edmonds How Noel Edmonds went from TV's most famous host to rural life in New Zealand Noel Edmonds complains he is 'haemorrhaging money' on £15m New Zealand estate Noel Edmonds wants to challenge Jeremy Clarkson's Farm team "This thing about the energy, you have got to appreciate, we have all got to appreciate, that we are surrounded by this sort of invisible mist of energy," said the star. "One of the limitations of the human form is that we can't see it but yet your cat and your dog can see it." The episode also saw Edmonds end up taking an impromptu dip when his stepson pushed him off a boat into the river. The TV host had shared that he had toyed with the idea of offering rafting trips to guests and after he uncovered two rafts on the property, he and others from the estate decided to go out on them. At one point, Edmond questioned whether the rafts would speed up if there were less people in them, leading his stepson Harrison to creep up and push him into the water. He roared with laughter as he bobbed along in the river, before some of the team dragged him out. Chatting to wife Liz about his surprise swim, Edmonds joked that her first thought when she spotted that he wasn't in the boat was "life insurance". But she insisted: "It was, 'Oh God where is my husband?'" In another scene, Edmonds played the piano to the plants in his vineyard in a bid to help them grow. He told his team he'd read an old study that suggested that plants grew more if music was played to them. Having arranged for a truck to pull a piano through the fields, he sat down and tickled the ivories as his colleagues watched. The presenter was also reunited with Mr Blobby, who originally featured on his House Party show, when someone dressed up as the character for the estate's Halloween bash. "There is an assumption for some reason, that I go, 'Oh Blobby'," Edmonds said. "Actually I love the legacy of Blobby. The first reason is, it gave so much happiness. The other reason is, 'Cor I didn't half make a lot of money out of it'." Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure is available on ITVX.
The Guardian
a day ago
- Entertainment
- The Guardian
TV tonight: Noel Edmonds is pushed to the limit as New Zealand gets a soaking
9pm, ITV1'I think I might have found my paradise,' says Noel Edmonds, gazing out across the majestic New Zealand landscape as this barmy series continues. In truth, this is an episode that pushes Noel's Zen calmness to the limit. Rain has kept visitors away from the bar-restaurant and a sharp frost could destroy the vineyard. It's a good job he has his voluminous collection of motivational catchphrases ('When it rains, look for the rainbows') to make sense of it all. Phil Harrison 8pm, Channel 4The squirrelling urge starts early: Shane has been collecting records, jewellery, bikes, lighters and bits of old china since he was 12. Consequently, he's now renting an incredible six garages to keep on top of it. Can Ronnie and Katie help him reduce his load? Ali Catterall 8pm, Channel 5More seaside fun for Calman as she takes a jaunty trip to Cromer on the north Norfolk coast. She quickly gets the obligatory crab-tasting ticked off before heading to the annual Vintage Sixties festival. She also bumps into comic Helen Lederer, who is revisiting fondly remembered family holidays. PH 9pm, Sky WitnessWay back in the first season of this long-running drama, righteous firefighter Cruz (Joe Miñoso) let a criminal gang leader perish in a blaze (to be fair, he did feel pretty bad about it). Now, that crook's dodgy cousin is threatening to reveal the truth to Cruz's bosses … unless he agrees to help with an audacious heist. Graeme Virtue 9.30pm, BBC OneSian Gibson's 90s-set sitcom opens with a nightmarish prediction of death, disaster and dodgy singing. It's Alison's 18th birthday, and Diane is suffering from stress after Sandy's disappearance. How will she get all her egg and cress sandwiches done? Alexi Duggins 10pm, Channel 4This slightly cringe reality show continues to offer a mixture of hokey intimacy coaching and out-and-out raunch. The series climaxes this week with a sexy pool party designed partly to help Jamie and Sharmayne loosen up. As they get up close and personal with Jen and Marc, a big decision approaches. PH
The Sun
2 days ago
- Entertainment
- The Sun
Noel Edmonds' show is poor man's Clarkson's Farm… but he's right about how much modern Britain has changed
THE most extraordinary television scene of the week featured Noel Edmonds stumbling over his affirmations, in the shower, on the other side of the world. 'I am healthy. I am happy. I am loving. I am loved.' 6 6 6 'I am . . . ' Mr Blobby's straight man? The drummer from Brown Sauce? Cheap Cheap Cheap's former host? No. 'I am . . . Jesus.' Apparently. A claim delivered with a laugh, but one that wasn't entirely out of character with the self-confident mood on Noel Edmonds ' Kiwi Adventure, an entertaining ITV series that's drawn some very flattering comparisons with Clarkson's Farm on account of the fact Nolly is attempting to transform 800 acres of exquisite New Zealand countryside into a 'positivity haven'. And if you're wondering what the hell that might be, try to imagine Primrose Valley Holiday Park if the static caravans were replaced by a vineyard, wellness spa, spectacular scenery and bloody great statue of a knight, erected in honour of Noel slaying the bankers. Monstrous self-regard notwithstanding, Diddly Squat is still clearly the vibe Noel's trying to recreate on this show, even if he sounded more like a serial killer when he attempted to go full Clarkson and said: 'The nail gun is a sex toy. Ann Summers should sell them. It is just the horniest bit of kit.' The most obvious contrast, though, is that while Clarkson's Farm is very much an ensemble piece, filled with authentic characters who clearly adore Jeremy, no matter how much he annoys them, ITV's Kiwi Adventure begins and ends with Noel, who is as oddly mesmerising as he is mesmerisingly odd. David Brent and Alan Partridge are two valid comparisons made by almost everyone, but there's also a hint of Ted and Ralph from The Fast Show underpinning interactions with the staff and even his 'earth angel' wife, Liz, who seems to do most of the real graft. Natural Kiwi reticence may explain some of the awkward silences, but every single one of them has clearly understood there's no call for any sycophancy when you're confronted by an ego as vast as the boss's. There is also no need to tell him he looks great for 76 either, because he's probably already told you, 'I am rocking'. And if you're really unlucky, Noel will go on to claim it's down to the cosmos and the fact that: 'All we are is energy systems and that body energy system touches everything around us and how we move into the bigger matrix, the universal system.' Because this Kiwi Adventure is driven by the fact Noel has clearly read Barbel Mohr's Cosmic Ordering Service and swallowed every word of its pseudo-scientific horse s**t. To that end, he's in the process of creating an energy garden using 'structured water', which doesn't actually exist and has already installed a crystal bath that can no more heal your negative energy than playing Mr Blobby's single at 78rpm can cure your dachshund's tinnitus. Noel's perfectly free to spout this nonsense, of course. I would take his positivity guru status a bit more seriously, though, if he wasn't the sort of man who carries grudges like Mary Poppins carries her magic carpet bag and has an ongoing beef with a New Zealand magazine called Stuff that clearly consumes him. There's no denying, though, all the vendettas and cosmic woo-woo lend themselves to a hugely entertaining ITV stitch-up which almost forces you to pick a side. If that's the case and it's Edmonds versus ITV, I am 100 per cent Team Noel here because, whatever his faults, he remains a television genius who, unlike the fools currently mis-managing Britain's main commercial network, made brilliant mainstream television shows that were adored by millions and have more than earned him his place in this Earthly paradise. House Party And should anyone doubt Noel's ability to read the minds of the great British public, who grew up watching House Party in a happier, funnier, friendlier country than the preachy, uptight, litter-strewn mess we now inhabit, then they should listen to the answer he gives when asked if he misses the UK. 'All the things I miss about Britain are the reasons I left. 'Our country changed so much, so fast, so fundamentally, I found myself a quieter country.' Or, as a memorable Sun front page once nearly put it, will the last person to leave Britain please switch off the telly. Janae: 'A chip shop.' Roman Kemp: 'Based in Norwich, UEA is the University of where?' Mickey: 'America.' And Roman Kemp, who was actually looking for Nepal when he asked Catherine: 'The capital of which country is closest to Mount Everest?' But got: 'London.' SATURDAY, Blankety Blank, Bradley: ' Naga (Munchetty), you're still writing. What are you doing? A letter to someone?' That GMB application isn't going to fill itself in, Brad. RANDOM TV IRRITATIONS BBC climate propagandist Justin Rowlatt hopping around like a madman at the first whiff ofsummer. Nick Frost slumming it for the political cred on Transaction. The BBC vanishing all trace of men from its Summer of Sport promos. Olivia Attwood saying: 'Ten years ago, I'd have cut off my left fanny flap for that tan.' With the truly frightening thing being, there's still a long way to go before it reaches rock bottom. WOKE IN A GRAY AREA 6 WHEN Jerry Sadowitz flashed his penis on stage back in 2022, the woke establishment reacted with outrage and the stand-up was banned from the Edinburgh Festival venue. Yet when Jordan Gray flashed his penis on Channel 4 's Friday Night Live, just three months later, the woke establishment reacted with glee and the stand-up was rewarded with a six-part ITV2 sitcom about a chaotic supermarket night shift called Transaction. The clue to this obvious hypocrisy being the Trans half of that title refers to Jordan, who self-identifies as a comedian. And if you're so brainwashed by the gender theory crazies you believe this means I should've written 'her penis' in the second paragraph, then you may also be able to pretend Transaction is a work of comic genius. It'll take a flat-Earther's level of delusion, though, because the cult of woke has no interest in making an audience laugh. It's all about bending them to their deranged political will. Even without the PC handbrake jammed firmly on, however, the darkly unpleasant Transaction would still fail spectacularly on every level as it has no structure, soul, realism, decent characters, work ethic, wit or anything much beyond an endlessly recurring castration joke which leaves you with the distinct impression Jordan's genuinely repulsed by the sight of 'a penis I never asked for'. You'd hope, then, that Jordan now understands Friday Night Live viewers felt exactly the same way. I can offer no other verdict more optimistic here, though, than the possibility there may still be worse television shows to come in 2025. But only if ITV makes a second series of Transaction. BLANKETY Blank, Bradley Walsh: 'Tell us a bit about yourself.' Janae: 'I'm very spiritual. I'm actually a witch, a healer, I'm very good with herbology, numerology, astrology and I'm a Tarot reader.' On second thoughts, don't. CALLUM WILSON: 'Rodri will soon become the player he already is.' Jermain Defoe: 'You always know what Quenda's going to do. I thought he'd shoot here but he didn't.' And Joe Cole: 'He's hit the post but two inches either way and it's in.' (Compiled by Graham Wray) LOOKALIKE OF THE WEEK 6 THIS week's winner is King Charles at Ascot and old man Steptoe. Sent in by Callum Craig, Harrogate. GREAT TV lies and delusions of the summer. This Morning, Ben Shephard: 'Rosie Jones' Pushers is a masterpiece. It'll make you laugh a lot.' Love Island, Sophie: 'Harry's really nice you know.' And Jonathan Ross: 'My next guest is a hilarious stand-up comedian who's always brilliant at everything she does. 'It's Judi Love,' who just so happens to have the same agent as Jonathan. TV GOLD 6 NETFLIX'S Dept Q. Exasperated BBC News anchor Martine Croxall changing 'pregnant people' to 'pregnant women,' live on air. Phil Mitchell 's surprisingly tender reaction to Nigel Bates' Alzheimer's diagnosis, on EastEnders. And ITV4's broadcaster supreme Steve Ryder, bringing all the effortless style and wit that marked his career to a trackside invasion of a geese, at Oulton Park's British Touring Cars Championship, which briefly threatened to halt his final ever television appearance: 'A few crowd control issues. "This kind of problem, you can send off into the long grass. So they're on their way to Canada and we can have a gander at the next race.' What a crying shame neither ITV nor the BBC ever really treated Steve with the respect his great talent fully deserved.
The Irish Sun
2 days ago
- Entertainment
- The Irish Sun
Noel Edmonds' show is poor man's Clarkson's Farm… but he's right about how much modern Britain has changed
THE most extraordinary television scene of the week featured Noel Edmonds stumbling over his affirmations, in the shower, on the other side of the world. 'I am healthy. I am happy. I am loving. I am loved.' 6 Noel Edmonds on ITV's Kiwi Adventure, where he is attempting to transform 800 acres of New Zealand countryside Credit: PA 6 The show draws some very flattering comparisons with Clarkson's Farm Credit: Amazon 6 Noel remains a television genius who made brilliant mainstream shows adored by millions Credit: PA 'I am . . . ' Mr Blobby's straight man? The drummer from Brown Sauce? Cheap Cheap Cheap's former host? No. 'I am . . . Jesus.' Apparently. A claim delivered with a laugh, but one that wasn't entirely out of character with the self-confident mood on Noel Edmonds' And if you're wondering what the hell that might be, try to imagine Primrose Valley Holiday Park if the static caravans were replaced by a vineyard, wellness spa, spectacular scenery and bloody great statue of a knight, erected in honour of Noel slaying the bankers. Monstrous self-regard notwithstanding, The most obvious contrast, though, is that while Clarkson's Farm is very much an ensemble piece, filled with authentic characters who clearly adore Jeremy, no matter how much he annoys them, ITV's First look at Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure Natural Kiwi reticence may explain some of the awkward silences, but every single one of them has clearly understood there's no call for any sycophancy when you're confronted by an ego as vast as the boss's. There is also no need to tell him he looks great for 76 either, because he's probably already told you, 'I am rocking'. And if you're really unlucky, Noel will go on to claim it's down to the cosmos and the fact that: 'All we are is energy systems and that body energy system touches everything around us and how we move into the bigger matrix, the universal system.' Because this Kiwi Adventure is driven by the fact Noel has clearly read Barbel Mohr's Cosmic Ordering Service and swallowed every word of its pseudo-scientific horse s**t. To that end, he's in the process of creating an energy garden using 'structured water', which doesn't actually exist and has already installed a crystal bath that can no more heal your negative energy than playing Mr Blobby's single at 78rpm can cure your dachshund's tinnitus. Noel's perfectly free to spout this nonsense, of course. I would take his positivity guru status a bit more seriously, though, if he wasn't the sort of man who carries grudges like Mary Poppins carries her magic carpet bag and has an ongoing beef with a New Zealand magazine called Stuff that clearly consumes him. There's no denying, though, all the vendettas and cosmic woo-woo lend themselves to a hugely entertaining ITV stitch-up which almost forces you to pick a side. If that's the case and it's Edmonds versus ITV, I am 100 per cent Team Noel here because, whatever his faults, he remains a television genius who, unlike the fools currently mis-managing Britain's main commercial network, made brilliant mainstream television shows that were adored by millions and have more than earned him his place in this Earthly paradise. House Party And should anyone doubt Noel's ability to read the minds of the great British public, who grew up watching House Party in a happier, funnier, friendlier country than the preachy, uptight, litter-strewn mess we now inhabit, then they should listen to the answer he gives when asked if he misses the UK. 'All the things I miss about Britain are the reasons I left. 'Our country changed so much, so fast, so fundamentally, I found myself a quieter country.' Or, as a memorable Sun front page once nearly put it, will the last person to leave Britain please switch off the telly. Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, ITV, 9pm, tonight UNEXPECTED MORONS IN BAGGING AREA THE Finish Line, Janae: 'A chip shop.' Roman Kemp: 'Based in Norwich, UEA is the University of where?' Mickey: 'America.' And Roman Kemp, who was actually looking for Nepal when he asked Catherine: 'The capital of which country is closest to Mount Everest?' But got: 'London.' SATURDAY, Blankety Blank, Bradley: ' That GMB application isn't going to fill itself in, Brad. RANDOM TV IRRITATIONS BBC climate propagandist Justin Rowlatt hopping around like a madman at the first whiff ofsummer. And the sad state of ITV which, since 1994, has gone from Whicker's World, to The Price Of Perfection host With the truly frightening thing being, there's still a long way to go before it reaches rock bottom. DOCTOR MOTOX THE Price Of Perfection, episode three, a Botox specialist called Mohamed, who trades under the name Dr Motox, is hit with a killer question by host Olivia Attwood. 'I have to ask, is Doctor Motox your real name?' It isn't, any more than yours is Olivia Twattwood. WOKE IN A GRAY AREA 6 Jordan Gray flashed his penis on Channel 4's Friday Night WHEN Yet when The clue to this obvious hypocrisy being the Trans half of that title refers to Jordan, who self-identifies as a comedian. And if you're so brainwashed by the gender theory crazies you believe this means I should've written 'her penis' in the second paragraph, then you may also be able to pretend Transaction is a work of comic genius. It'll take a flat-Earther's level of delusion, though, because the cult of woke has no interest in making an audience laugh. It's all about bending them to their deranged political will. Even without the PC handbrake jammed firmly on, however, the darkly unpleasant Transaction would still fail spectacularly on every level as it has no structure, soul, realism, decent characters, work ethic, wit or anything much beyond an endlessly recurring castration joke which leaves you with the distinct impression Jordan's genuinely repulsed by the sight of 'a penis I never asked for'. You'd hope, then, that Jordan now understands Friday Night Live viewers felt exactly the same way. I can offer no other verdict more optimistic here, though, than the possibility there may still be worse television shows to come in 2025. But only if ITV makes a second series of Transaction. BLANKETY Blank, Bradley Walsh: 'Tell us a bit about yourself.' Janae: 'I'm very spiritual. I'm actually a witch, a healer, I'm very good with herbology, numerology, astrology and I'm a Tarot reader.' On second thoughts, don't. GREAT SPORTING INSIGHTS Jermain Defoe: 'You always know what Quenda's going to do. I thought he'd shoot here but he didn't.' And Joe Cole: 'He's hit the post but two inches either way and it's in.' (Compiled by Graham Wray) LOOKALIKE OF THE WEEK 6 King Charles at Ascot, left, and old man Steptoe, right THIS week's winner is King Charles at Ascot and old man Steptoe. Sent in by Callum Craig, Harrogate. GREAT TV lies and delusions of the summer. This Morning, Ben Shephard: 'Rosie Jones' Pushers is a masterpiece. It'll make you laugh a lot.' Love Island, Sophie: 'Harry's really nice you know.' And Jonathan Ross: 'My next guest is a hilarious stand-up comedian who's always brilliant at everything she does. 'It's TV GOLD 6 ITV4's broadcaster supreme Steve Ryder at Oulton Park's British Touring Cars Championship Credit: Supplied NETFLIX'S Dept Q. Exasperated BBC News anchor And ITV4's broadcaster supreme "This kind of problem, you can send off into the long grass. So they're on their way to Canada and we can have a gander at the next race.' What a crying shame neither ITV nor the BBC ever really treated Steve with the respect his great talent fully deserved.
