29-06-2025
"Friends" Characters Zombie Apocalypse Ranking
Monica Geller – 10/10. The survival queen.
This woman runs kitchens like military ops. She has label makers, food prep skills, zero tolerance for sloppiness, and the stamina of a caffeinated build a quarantine zone, ration snacks, AND scrub the zombies out of of choice: Kitchen knives, Might organize the zombies by height before killing them.
Ross Geller – 8/10. Surprisingly useful, unfortunately, Ross.
He knows ancient survival tactics. Has weird knowledge of diseases. Might bore the zombies with dino facts till they he'd definitely date a zombie 'for science.'Weapon of choice: Fossil hammer and aggressive Gets bitten while monologuing about Neanderthals.
Rachel Green – 7/10. Evolves like a Pokémon.
Started as a spoiled latte princess. Ends as an independent queen who can run in probably start looting luxury stores, but by day 20, she's a crossbow legend in Gucci of choice: Credit cards turned into ninja Screams when she breaks a nail… or when Chandler gets eaten.
Joey Tribbiani – 6/10. Accidentally survives.
Too dumb to die. Zombies get confused by his charm and spare him out of raids every kitchen and still finds pizza in a of choice: A meatball sub and pure himbo Trusts a zombie because 'she seemed nice.'
Chandler Bing – 3/10. First to die, but makes it funny.
Sarcastic until the bitter end. Uses jokes as a defense. Zombies don't trips over his own shoelaces while making fun of Ross and becomes undead of choice: Bad puns and emotional Too emotionally detached to care about barricades.
Phoebe Buffay – 2/10. Chaos incarnate, but delusional.
Thinks zombies are just misunderstood spirits. Tries to befriend them. Name them. Writes songs about in the first 10 minutes but shows up later riding a zombie like a horse, singing 'Smelly Undead Cat.'Weapon of choice: Vibes and a Doesn't believe in antibiotics.
Bonus Round: Gunther – 11/10
That man has seen too much. He's been emotionally dead for years. The zombies don't even want him. He is the apocalypse.
