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The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (June 21-27)

Kids may say the darndest things, but parentspost about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch. deniserathbrinkman/Threads mariekhicks/Threads elizabethdemolat/Threads momwell/Threads iamrobbre/Threads No one: My 7yo: sharks have been around for 400 million years but I learned that in 2023 so now it's 400 million and 2 I explained to my 10yo that a small is a tall and a medium is a grande and a large is a venti and he said Starbucks would fail the 4th grade. I hate it when my kids bother me with questions like 'what are you making for dinner?' 'Hi, I'm calling to make an appointment for my daughter. Her birthday is xx-xx-19.' 'Was she born in 1919 or 2019?''What do you think, if she's my daughter?' One of the main things dads who wake up at 4:30 AM do is mention that they woke up at 4:30. The petty sense of validation when your spouse steps in to take over the kids because you're starting to lose your shit but then a minute later you hear them starting to lose their shit too bought my 4yo a clock that turns green when he could wake me up for in hopes of sleeping in this vacation but he was standing over me at 5:35 am to tell me, "mommy i unplugged the clock." Standing outside my son's jiu jitsu class and mentioned how hot it is, another mom said 'at least there's a breeze.' Ma'am a breeze is not supposed to be spicy. This is the breeze when you open an oven. We are being air fried. My 4yo saw how minivan doors open and declared that he'll be buying one of those one day. My 7yo borrowed my phone for "something," then gave it back to me but left up his google search for "is santa real" midge/Bluesky clhubes/Bluesky marlebean/Bluesky authorbkborison/Threads henpecked_hal/Threads The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week