Jeremy Clarkson rages at SNP 'communism' in rant on ScotRail fares
What other conclusions could you possibly draw after hearing him describe the end of peak rail fares in Scotland as 'literally the definition of insanity".
It is, of course, not.
Ending peak rail fares – a relatively popular policy which even has the support of the Scottish Conservatives – is also not 'communism', despite what Clarkson may manage to say with a straight face.
But it gets worse.
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Apparently unashamed of his increasingly obvious role as a kind of Nigel Farage for the intellectually delusional, Clarkson went on to claim that taxpayers in England were being forced to foot the bill for the end of peak rail fares in Scotland.
Writing in the Sun, Clarkson said: "If you're a refuse collector in Luton or a nurse in Wolverhampton or a brickie in Huddersfield, some of the money you pay in tax each month is being used to make a Scottish lawyer's weekly trip from Glasgow to Edinburgh a little bit cheaper.'
The nonsense was hinged on the fact that the Scottish Government had initially brought back peak rail fares after a trial found that cutting them did not change people's behaviour enough to make the policy self-funding – although it did lead to an increase in rail use.
Clarkson insisted the SNP Government was 'trying the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result', ignoring the fact that they are not expecting a different result at all.
Jeremy Clarkson had some bizarre things to say about ending peak rail fares (Image: Prime Video) Nevertheless, he concluded that is the definition of insanity – and GB News gave Clarkson a glowing write up.
The alt-right broadcaster reported: 'While 'eco mentalists' [origin of quote not given], trade unions, commuters and even business leaders in Scotland support the move, Clarkson is one of the few to call it out publicly.'
The Jouker wonders why Clarkson might find himself the lone voice opposed to the policy?
His ranting went down less well with users of the Scotland subreddit.
One person summed Clarkson's contribution up as: "Multi-millionaire, tax-dodging old man yells at government for attempting to make public transport affordable for your average person."
A second quipped: "But buying a farm to reduce your inheritance tax is not I suppose eh Jeremy?"
Legal disclaimer: Clarkson has since insisted he wasn't telling the truth when he, in 2021, told the Sunday Times that the "critical thing" in his decision to buy farmland was avoiding tax.
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