LIZ JONES: My confidence has been severely knocked because I had to take a selfie. I never take selfies or look in a mirror
'You no longer look like that.' It's always the bad review you hold on to, chew over. Never the raves, the compliments. My confidence has been severely knocked of late, not helped by the fact I had to take a selfie (no make-up, 'no filters!') for an upcoming feature about how Harvard boffins could gauge my biological age by examining my face.
I never take selfies or look in a mirror. I always sit to one side during Zoom meetings, even with my therapist, to avoid watching myself. But I was forced to glance at this new selfie in order to send it, and I was shocked. I look like a tortoise. I comfort myself with the thought my phone still just about recognises me, but still: I have teeny hammocks each side of my mouth that only disappear if I smile, which isn't likely at this point. I have reached the stage when women tend to go one of two ways: they give up, wearing long, floral dresses and ballet flats with mad, greying hair, purchasing cushions to kneel on for weeding. Or they double down, thinking, 'Well, Joan Collins still looks amazing!'
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