Why on earth is Brooklyn Beckham cooking pasta with seawater?
Age: 26.
Appearance: Tattooed. Also, uncannily like his old man.
Occupation … actually, hang on, I think I know this. He's a celebrity offspring, isn't he? Ouch, cruel. No, he's actually something in his own right.
Footballer? Never really happened.
Model? Old news.
Oh yeah, he's a photographer, isn't he? Again, was. A book of his photos, published when he was just 17, was roundly and widely lampooned.
So now he's a… Chef.
Oh yes, I think I did see that. And what's he been cooking up? A bit of a storm as it happens. On a boat 'n' all.
Go on! So Peltz Beckham (as he's called himself since marrying American actor Nicola Peltz in 2022) is working as a chef on a yacht.
Good for him. A superyacht presumably? It certainly could be, judging from the size of the kitchen. This week he shared a TikTok video, filmed on board, demonstrating his tomato pasta.
Tomato pasta! Not exactly cordon bleu is it? Previous masterclasses have included one on jacket potatoes with cheese and baked beans.
Does he have any cooking qualifications? Nothing formal, though that hasn't stopped him from opening a restaurant. And making a video series, Cookin' With Brooklyn, which also attracted criticism when it was revealed that a whole lot of professionals and a whole lot of money were required to make each episode … but that's another story.
Back to this story then. So the controversy this time comes with the pasta water, a saucepan of which Brooklyn scoops from … the sea.
Ew. Hope the yacht's not parked off Southend pier, what with Thames Water dumping all that raw sewage upstream. It looks more like the Med than the Thames estuary. But even so, some commenters were horrified. 'That's disgusting,' one opined. Another waded in: 'Obviously cooking pasta in seawater where there are boats that dump diesel into the sea and E coli abounds is not really the best alternative.'
But he's boiling it, presumably – surely that will kill any bacteria. I guess. Boiling pasta and rice in seawater is common among seafaring folk, though the general consensus is that it's too salty and that one part sea to two parts fresh is about right.
Plus, pasta water requires salt, seawater has salt, so it makes perfect sense. And he's saving precious fresh water. Go Brooklyn, eco warrior!
Though there's no escaping the diesel. Or the fact that, even if other countries aren't as bad as the UK at dumping sewage, a lot of toilets on small boats flush straight into the sea …
Do say: 'Leave the poor boy alone. It must be hard, and at least he's trying.'
Don't say: Basil? I think that's seaweed, Brooklyn …
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