If Your Birth Year Starts With '19', These 49 'Boring' Products Will Probably Excite You

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SweatBlock antiperspirant wipes for those of you who sweat the absolute second you leave your home, no matter what the weather may be. Now you can finally wear a light-colored top without fear that a huge sweat stain will take away from the aesthetics of your 'fit.
A set of cult-favorite extra soft bedsheets to make you feel like you're snuggling under a pile of soft, luxurious marshmallows. Plus, these have a cooling effect so that those of you who live in hot climates or experience night sweats or hot flashes (and seriously, where were these when I was pregnant?!) are able to slumber on in peace. And if you don't believe me, then maybe you'll believe the 245,000 5-star reviews. *sips tea*
And a pair of game-changing cooling pillowcases so you don't overheat in the middle of the night and wake up covered in buckets of sweat. You'll feel like you're living in a 5-star hotel.
A Windex outdoor glass cleaner for anyone who's ever thought, "How the heck do I clean that high-up window??" Climbing a huge ladder and wobbling while trying to clean sounds... shall we say, not fun? But this'll change the game. Just attach the Windex bottle to your hose and spray the solution all over the place! ✨Sparkling windows✨ everywhere.
Monday Haircare Dry Shampoo because sometimes that alarm just does not go off (or ya hit snooze like 50 times... same thing), and you really don't have time for an actual shower, but you still need to revive those greasy locks. This will bring some volume to your hair without leaving behind any residue or powder (like some other dry shampoos might). Plus, it has a gorgeous gardenia scent that is sure to turn some heads as you walk through your office halls.
A set of breathable, seamless thongs if you're the type of person who "never wears thongs" or "hates thongs." These are incredibly comfortable to wear all day, and they've even been compared to $$$ brands like Skims and Victoria's Secret. Finally, a thong you won't feel the need to dig out or readjust every five seconds or so.
A hidden fly trap that can zap all the creepy crawlies lurking in your home without ruining your perfectly curated home aesthetics. You can plug this into an outlet, and the tiny light will lure in those pesky pests by the dozen.
A daily planner so you can keep track of all your goals, appointments, notes, and even water intake! Simply keep it around to organize your life — it's basically your own personal assistant.
A travel brush with a hidden compartment you can use to store your extra hair ties, a razor, maybe even some travel toothpaste or perfume. You're about to be the envy of all your travel buddies who keep scrambling to find a spare tampon or hair clip — you're basically a self-proclaimed travel expert by now.
Medicube's "Zero Pore" Pads to make your skin feel as smooth as that silk scarf you keep eyeing at that fancy department store. This is a beloved Korean skincare secret that many people swear by, thanks to the magical mix of lactic and salicylic acid that'll help both exfoliate and refine your pores.
A pack of Snug Plugs because you're tired of your charger falling out of place every five minutes. This is a cheap and easy fix — no electrician required!
A smooth edge can opener so you can pop off the top of any regular can to take your plain ol' Coke to a whole new ~level~ by adding some ice, mixers, ice cream, or rum! No need to pack some disposable cups for your upcoming beach trip, just some cans and this lil' tool.
An oscillating tower fan, because you need a way to stay cool this summer that won't cost you an arm and a leg in electricity bills (thanks, AC unit). This has six speeds, three modes, *and* it's surprisingly quiet despite how powerful it is.
A bottle of professional-grade callus-removing gel that will smooth out your feet and give them the baby-soft feel that you deserve. Soak your feet for 2–3 minutes in hot water, dry them, and apply a generous layer of the gel to the rough areas. Then let it sit for three minutes, wipe it off, use a foot file of your choice, and voila — dead skin vanishes! Who needs a pedicure when you've got this gel at home?
A Pikk-it tool so you can finally ~pick~ away at the tangled hair and fur that's lodged deeeep into your vacuum or hair brush. It's almost too satisfying.
A retinol body lotion to firm up your skin and help diminish the appearance of wrinkles, fine lines, sagging skin, crepey skin, and even sun damage — thanks to the fact that it's loaded up with some powerful ingredients like vitamins A and E, ferulic acid, shea butter, and green tea. Some reviewers even claim they were able to see results in as fast as two or three days!
Qualify's chocolate brownie protein powder because you've always wanted to have a chocolate milkshake for every meal, and now you actually can enjoy some sugary goodness while still getting 20 grams of protein per serving. And it's plant-based?!? Time to order, like, 50 cases. 😋
A mattress lifter that will bring joy and happiness to your Type A heart, as this will pretty much ensure your bed is crisp enough to bounce a quarter on. It easily elevates even the heaviest mattress and makes your morning routine a wholeeee lot easier.
And a set of bedsheet holders to keep your fitted sheet perfectly assembled, instead of snapping off at the slightest movement you make. They clip onto the corners of the sheets and use elastic to hold them in place, so you no longer have to get up halfway through the night just to fix your bedding once again.
A portable air compressor you can whip out anytime that dreaded little "low tire pressure" message pops up on your dashboard — without needing to stop at a local gas station. It has a real-time pressure monitor to inflate flat car and bike tires on the go *and* a built-in LED light so you can use it at night. Plus, it boasts an impressive one-minute inflation, so you won't be stuck waiting on the side of the road for hours upon hours.
A TBH *too* nice Tineco 2-in-1 cordless vacuum and mop because you deserve to do both (yes, BOTH) at the exact same time! This genius appliance always uses clean water for mopping and is safe to use on sealed hard floors. This will clean and dry your floors in mere minutes, which is perfect when your siblings randomly decide to drop by with very little notice.
A set of Wonder Hangers so you can hang up to five pieces of clothing vertically and (most importantly) neatly with one single hanger. Plus, you can squish more outfits into your closet than ever, rather than having all your fave articles of clothing in a pile on a chair or hidden in the black pit of your drawers.
A Bissell multipurpose carpet and upholstery cleaner that cleans up dirt, stains, and everything in between from your rug, upholstery, or even stairs. It's portable, super convenient, and incredibly easy to use — use this lil' appliance to clean up that wine stain so that you don't need to scrub for hours in the hopes of saving your expensive rug.
A scrunchie/towel hybrid for anyone who's ever taken a bit too long in the morning shower and is now running late to work. This ~genius~ scrunchy will help dry your hair without you needing to fiddle with any heating appliances, which is perfect because frankly, you're like chronically running behind schedule.
An exfoliating mitten that helps lift away the dead skin to leave your body feeling smooth and glowy. Who needs a spa treatment when you have this at home?
A crack weeder tool, with an L-shaped design so you can quickly and easily remove the entire root within the cracks of your patio — without struggling to yank on the plant or literally digging around for it. It even has a soft grip handle, because giving your patio a face-lift shouldn't be so hard!
A mason jar cold brew maker that will save you some money in the long haul when you start cutting down on those early morning Dunkin runs. Say goodbye to the days of being late to work while stuck in a ridiculously long drive-thru line; your perfect cup can be made right at home — no heavy machinery or electricity required.
Rael "Miracle Invisible Spot Cover" Pimple Patches with hydrocolloid to clean out any pore-clogging gunk that's festering right under the surface of your skin. Just pop one of these over a whitehead and let it sit for a few hours to absorb all the goo stuck in your pores.
A jar of The Pink Stuff you'll want to keep on hand when those kiddos start scribbling all over your walls right before guests are due to arrive for a dinner party. Don't put your all into scrubbing those doors, because all you need to do is lather this stuff on any stains and simply wipe it away. This works on basically everything — bathtubs, faucets, stovetops, tennis shoes, walls covered in crayon, and more.
Gold Bond's firming neck and chest cream with glycerin and aloe to give that delicate skin some much-needed hydration, and salicylic acid to gently exfoliate dead skin cells. This will nourish your dry skin and help improve your décolletage's elasticity.
A versatile veggie chopper that can ease the cooking process and stop the flood of tears when slicing onions. The endless minutes spent tediously slicing and chopping each ingredient are gone. Just place your veggie, swiftly press down the lid, and voila! Instantly chopped pieces, ready to be cooked.
A bag of citrusy Liquid I.V. Hydration packets for those who aren't the biggest fans of drinking boring water *and* want to get some electrolytes in. This comes with a bunch of different flavors, so it'll encourage you to hydrate throughout the day — your mother will be so proud.
A Java Sock that not only will dress up that delicious iced latte you order every day before work, but will also keep your yummy drink cold for *hours*. Anddd it'll stop your drink from sweating all over your desk and laptop. It's about to be your favorite accessory.
A longline sports bra if you've always wanted the Lululemon look, but you don't feel like dropping money on the name brand. The look and material are so comparable to Lulu, no one will believe you were able to snag this from Amazon. Time to get one in every color.
A pair of reusable silicone nipple covers that will actually stay in place even as you shimmy the night away. These pasties don't budge, unlike every other brand that you can possibly try, plus they come in different skin tones, so you can find the best one for you. And they boast ample coverage, so you can wear these with anything.
A refillable roll-on sponge sunscreen applicator with a rollerball inside because you're tired of rubbing sunscreen into your figgity toddler's skin with your slippery fingers as they try their very best to evade your grasp. Oh yeah, your beach days are about to get a whole lot better.
A Shark Tank-favorite Click & Carry Grocery Bag Carrier because going back and forth between your car and your kitchen to carry in all the grocery bags is like... the worst part of shopping. This will give you the Hulk-level strength necessary to do all your unloading in one trip, since this baby can help you lift up to 80-freaking-pounds! You're about to be the superhero of Walmart.
A ChomChom pet hair remover roller to save you from painstakingly (and ineffectively) lint-rolling your furniture from the unspeakable amount of shedding your furry bestie leaves behind in their wake. All you have to do is empty the roller when it's full, and it's good to go — no wasteful and annoying sticky sheets required!
A set of wad-free pads so your sheets dry faster and get less wrinkled, rather than getting all tangled up after a tumble in the wash. Finally, you'll no longer have to deal with untangling the sopping large ball of clothes your sheets have created.
A self-closing, mess-free toothpaste cap so you're not accidentally splattering toothpaste all over your bathroom counter or needing to deal with the crusty top.
The Car Seat Key for parents who have had difficulty opening up their child's extremely secure belt buckle without ruining their fresh manicure. Don't chip a nail trying to free your little one from the confines of their car seat; this handy tool makes your job a lot easier.
A silicone clip-on strainer that can attach itself to just about any pot or pan and save you from having to clean up messy grease spills every other day. This device also works *wonders* for draining pasta. Believe me, your countertops will thank you.
A seat gap filler you can slip into those gaps between your seats, so you'll never again have to injure your arm trying to dig between stubborn cushions for that phone that mysteriously managed to slip into the void.
A cloning paste that'll help kick-start the growth in your favorite houseplant after a period of stagnation, thanks to the unique blend of lanolin, vitamins, and nutrients. Plant parents everywhere will adore this.
A pair of sliding wrapping paper cutters, because who has the patience to attempt evenly (and slowly, painstakingly) cutting wrapping paper? This lil' tool grips onto the wrapping paper and makes it easy to smoothly cut even slices, which is perfect for anyone who doesn't want to fiddle with scissors or risk wasting paper as they cut (and recut and recut) for minutes on end.
A pack of Elephant Trax labels so you can keep all of your boxes neatly organized, and never again forget whether or not you truly bought that one coat, or if you just dreamed it. You can attach the sticker to the box, take pics of everything you've packed, and you'll be able to just scan the QR code and know what's inside! No more needing to open up random boxes in search of that one specific scarf that'll match your outfit — just scan to peek inside!
Some Venus Visage teeth whitening pens to brighten each and every tooth so that your smile is as ✨shiny✨ as can be. This pen brings instant results without the need to deal with the expensive, traditional strips that may leave your teeth feeling sensitive and your wallet feeling sad. Chip Skylark himself will burst into song at the sight of your smile. 🎶My shiny teeth and me!🎶
A soup can safe so you can stash all your valuables without ever giving away that your Chef Boyardee is stuffed with cash, rather than beef.
Elizavecca's Collagen Coating Hair Protein Treatment for anyone who wants a frizz-free, silky look without paying exorbitant salon prices. Just apply it to wet hair, leave it on for five minutes before washing it out, and say goodbye to the damaged look your hair has been sporting after years of abuse at the hands of bleach and flat irons.