55 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Month And Kinda Sort-Of Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year
The person who will now be busy for the rest of the day:
The person who had a birthday they will never, ever forget:
The person who will never send memes all willy-nilly ever again:
The person who lives in Hades itself:
The person who had a friendly bird say hello during their work day:
The person whose car got a much needed makeover:
The person who must never step foot in their home again:
The person who must have been listening to the 7/10/99 Camden "Chalkdust Torture":
The person whose car got a fresh, new paintjob:
The person who had the unthinkable happen:
The person who lost their battle with a printer:
The person who might just wanna turn that car around:
The person who was kind enough to lend their headphones to their good friend Bigfoot:
The person who got some, shall we say, "organic sprinkles" in their caramel sauce:
The person who just shocked the fashion world:
The person who somehow ended up in this predicament:
The person who was kind enough to share their skewer with some tiny, little critters:
The person who paid a barber to mess up their entire world:
The person who went the wrong way... the very, very wrong way:
The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently:
The person who's going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console:
The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job:
The person who got but one bean:
The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task:
The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip:
The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen:
The person who had to deal with this nightmare today:
The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor:
The person whose lobster cake is more like a... you know:
The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan:
The person who is very, very luck they have their phone:
The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut:
The person who had THIS happen to them:
The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated:
The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee:
The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash:
The person who got a rug for ANTS:
The person whose fedora got absolutely annihilated:
The person who seems to be experiencing the start of a parable:
The person who should probably just hop back into bed:
The person who might want to watch those sodium levels:
The person who should NOT hop back into bed:
The person who will spend the rest of their days looking for that pressure washer:
The person whose bag his about to have the ride of a lifetime:
The person who maybe should've left those cookies in the oven a few extra minutes instead of dropping them on the ground:
The person who finally got to season their pot:
The person who will remember that one hot pot for the rest of their days:
The person who got some delicious, dry bread:
The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:
The person who was nice enough to give their phone a little snack:
The person whose finger looks like it's seen some...well, you know what:
The person whose soda had a little extra sting to it:
The person who got betrayed by the slurp:
And the person whose package was put where we all end up anyway:
From the trash we came, and from the trash we will all end up. Good day.
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The person who will rue the day they parked next to that Par 3: The person who will now be busy for the rest of the day: The person who had a birthday they will never, ever forget: The person who will never send memes all willy-nilly ever again: The person who lives in Hades itself: The person who had a friendly bird say hello during their work day: The person whose car got a much needed makeover: The person who must never step foot in their home again: The person who must have been listening to the 7/10/99 Camden "Chalkdust Torture": The person whose car got a fresh, new paintjob: The person who had the unthinkable happen: The person who lost their battle with a printer: The person who might just wanna turn that car around: The person who was kind enough to lend their headphones to their good friend Bigfoot: The person who got some, shall we say, "organic sprinkles" in their caramel sauce: The person who just shocked the fashion world: The person who somehow ended up in this predicament: The person who was kind enough to share their skewer with some tiny, little critters: The person who paid a barber to mess up their entire world: The person who went the wrong way... the very, very wrong way: The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently: The person who's going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console: The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job: The person who got but one bean: The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task: The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip: The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen: The person who had to deal with this nightmare today: The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor: The person whose lobster cake is more like a... you know: The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan: The person who is very, very luck they have their phone: The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut: The person who had THIS happen to them: The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated: The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee: The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash: The person who got a rug for ANTS: The person whose fedora got absolutely annihilated: The person who seems to be experiencing the start of a parable: The person who should probably just hop back into bed: The person who might want to watch those sodium levels: The person who should NOT hop back into bed: The person who will spend the rest of their days looking for that pressure washer: The person whose bag his about to have the ride of a lifetime: The person who maybe should've left those cookies in the oven a few extra minutes instead of dropping them on the ground: The person who finally got to season their pot: The person who will remember that one hot pot for the rest of their days: The person who got some delicious, dry bread: The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors: The person who was nice enough to give their phone a little snack: The person whose finger looks like it's seen you know what: The person whose soda had a little extra sting to it: The person who got betrayed by the slurp: And the person whose package was put where we all end up anyway: From the trash we came, and from the trash we will all end up. Good day.
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