Pinky's got Trumpache
So much drama this Trump is doing. My best friend Pinky's mother-in-law's visa expired and Pinky's husband said fine, we'll fast track a new visa for Mummy but no. Now there is chaos and long long queues and poor Aunty is stuck in Delhi summer and can't see her newborn grandson, Pinky's sister-in-law's sweet sa fair baby in San Francisco.
When will this Trump die, Aunty was shouting when I met her, will I not see my grandson till he becomes a teenager or something? Aunty does too much drama like Trump only but it is true. This Trump is stopping everyone doing everything.
Pinky and her husband have visas, till 2030, but her husband is now saying let it be, Mummy will feel bad if we go to America without her. Pinky is so angry but she can't say anything bad about her mother-in-law so she tells her husband we can go to only Manhattan and not to California, we don't have to see the baby. Pinky is smart, and she's right, no one needs to see the baby, bas.
Pinky's husband says you are being selfish to Pinky as if he wants her to be Nirupa Roy or something, you know that mother in a white sari. And then if that isn't enough, Pinky's nephew who studies in Harvard is also in some trouble, some flag he was waving in America, stupid boy, so when Pinky goes crying to her own Mummy about her mother-in-law and husband she says keep quiet Pinky, Deepak bhaiya's son in Harvard loves Gaza or something and now what will happen?
Pinky's cousin sister Meenu is very political, she got excited and said forget about US, think of the state of education in our country, professors being jailed for social media posts. This Meenu talks too much but it was good only, everyone stopped saying mean things to Pinky and got angry with Meenu instead. What is this Meenu even saying?
We give visas and say come come see the Taj Mahal to foreigners. The Mughals were killing the Hindus and all that, but we are forgiving, peace-loving, and we say it's fine only, Shah Jahan built the Taj Mahal, so good. Our country is not bad like America, she should go and stay there if she doesn't like India but hai ram how will she get a visa?
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