19 Things People Were Shocked They Had To Explain To Adults
"I had to explain to an 18-year-old that you could get pregnant even if you're not married. I was friends with a girl in high school and we were discussing birth control. She said she didn't need any because she and her boyfriend weren't married. Guess who was pregnant when she graduated."
"Saw a ventriloquist act with my aunt. After the show, she said the dummy was funnier than the man. I said you know the dummy is the man right? She didn't know."
"That the sun doesn't follow you when you drive. It's not stalking you, it's 93 million miles away."
"A few years ago obviously, but I had to explain that a fax machine wasn't a paper teleportation device."
"That Alaska is not an island and that it was connected to Canada so yes, you can drive from Alaska to Georgia. Her flabbers were gasted when a mutual friend mentioned his drive from Alaska to Georgia when he moved states."
"That you can't drive to Hawaii. I was a travel agent in the mid-1980s."
"That the Earth has one moon. We were watching a sports game on TV. The camera panned out and it showed the full moon over the stadium. I said, 'look at the moon over the ballpark tonight' and her reply was, 'have you seen the one outside'. Swear to God."
"That the hole in the ozone layer was not caused by satellite and rocket launches."
"That iceberg lettuce doesn't grow on icebergs."
"How chickens mate. And that it doesn't involve the rooster standing over the eggs 'spraying' them."
"When I was a waiter training a new waiter, I had to explain that they need to wipe tables before sweeping because, if they sweep first, the floor will get dirty from cleaning the tables. Basically, that gravity exists. It was a long night."
"I had to explain deer crossing signs, after being asked how do deer know where to cross. And no, I'm not borrowing this from that viral radio bit. This situation happened years before."
"That Washington DC and Washington state are two separate places in the US. In this same vein, that Puerto Rico, as well as the US Virgin Islands, Guam, American Samoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands, are all US territories, not foreign countries AND, their citizens are US CITIZENS! So, telling them to 'go back to their own country' is really damn stupid and ignorant (not to mention really f'ing racist)."
"That when they do the dishes there isn't supposed to be food on them still and it needs to be cleaned more thoroughly."
"Literally tonight I had to tell a 23-year-old that you can't put a takeout container full of leftover edamame in the recycling bin."
"That being a resident of New Mexico meant she was American, and not some kind of English-speaking 'new' Mexican."
"I had to explain to an adult man that women don't pee out of their vaginas."
"North does not change based on which way you face."
"I've had two college educated adults ask if my birth date changes every year to match the date of the holiday I was born on."
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