This World Kissing Day, We Matched Zodiac Signs to Kisses (And Yes, Pisces Is 100% A Crazy Neck Kiss)
They don't kiss. They attack.An Aries kiss feels like a surprise WWE match with tongue.One second you're breathing, the next you're in a headlock wondering if you're still on Earth.Fire sign? More like arson with lips.
Taurus: The "Slow-Motion Movie" Kiss
This is the 'rain pouring, violins playing, jawline glowing' kiss.They kiss like they're filming The Notebook 2: We're Even Wetter.They're the reason you miss your Uber and suddenly want to buy candles in bulk.
Gemini: The 'Wait… Where'd They Go?' Kiss
A Gemini will kiss you like they're about to fall in love.Then ghost you like you were the waiter and they forgot to pay the bill.Flirty, fun, and emotionally sponsored by Google Chrome's incognito mode.
Cancer: The 'I-Wanna-Marry-You-Now' Kiss
Emotional. Read clingy.Their kisses are basically handwritten love letters from 1857.Expect tears. And matching sweaters. Possibly a scrapbook.
Leo: The 'Cinematic Centerpiece' Kiss
Leos kiss like they're on stage and the whole world is watching.Hair flips. Eye contact. Perfect lighting.You won't just kiss them, you'll audition to be their main character.
Virgo: The 'I-Researched-This' Kiss
Did you just feel a kiss... or a medical procedure?Virgos have 27 bookmarked guides on 'Optimal Kissing Technique.'They sanitize before and after. But hey, 10/10 for precision.
Libra: The 'French Kiss With Feelings' Kiss
Libras will give you that poetic, balanced, aesthetically-pleasing kiss.Think wine, fairy lights, and the exact right amount of tongue.You'll leave wondering if you just got kissed or emotionally landscaped.
Scorpio: The 'Don't-Tell-Your-Friends' Kiss
The Scorpio kiss should come with a warning label, and a fire extinguisher.You'll black out, wake up and sleep emotionally(and physically) turned on.
Sagittarius: The "Oops, I Kissed You Before You Knew It" Kiss
Saggis kiss with the intensity of a travel vlog.Adventurous, spontaneous, and possibly while hanging upside down from a cliff.You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll never see them again.
Capricorn: The 'Strategic Yet Surprisingly Spicy' Kiss
They schedule the kiss… but when it happens?You'll question everything.Cold on the outside, cinnamon roll of chaos on the inside.CEO of 'Who knew they had that in them??'
Aquarius: The 'Quirky Alien' Kiss
They might kiss your forehead, your elbow, your aura.They're experimenting. You're confused. Someone's levitating.By the end, you're in love… and not totally sure with whom.
Pisces: The 'Neck Kiss of Doom'
Sweet. Dreamy. DEADLY.Pisces kiss like a Disney prince with slightly sinister motives.You thought it was innocent, till they kissed your neck and you forgot your name, address, and the location of your soul.You're theirs now. Good luck escaping.
The stars might guide your love life
…but your breath mint decides your fate.
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