32 Funny Tweets From The Week That Brought Back The Fun And Whimsy I Desperately Needed In My Life
Hello. I've been having one of these weeks.
Anyone else want to zip back to no responsibilities, frolicking in the grass, and Saturday morning cartoons? I sure do, but I've been trying to find the small joys in this little adult life of mine that still bring me that childlike laughter and fun. And sometimes, all it takes is a good tweet:
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How it feels to open a Google Doc and see someone else in there too pic.twitter.com/AynoN2tahq
— Mike 📺 (@michaelcollado) July 14, 2025
HBO / Via Twitter: @michaelcollado
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my dentist appointment is at 2:30… two thirty… tooth hurty… the jokes write themselves pic.twitter.com/xk3eVgkAqu
— stinker. (@stinkerfelloff) July 14, 2025
Twitter: @stinkerfelloff
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chris martin at the coldplay concert https://t.co/qt9BQcSIGl pic.twitter.com/vU3DeoDoEn
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) July 17, 2025
NWY Movies / @SaintHoax / Via Twitter: @SaintHoax
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@tayenaija / Via Twitter: @tayenaija
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@doxie_gay / Via Twitter: @doxie_gay
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@LeVeonBell / Via Twitter: @LeVeonBell
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@f0lake / Via Twitter: @f0lake
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@kathcor3 / Via Twitter: @kathcor3
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@kylofone / Via Twitter: @kylofone
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@jazzghost_pm / Via Twitter: @jazzghost_pm
That's all I've got for this week — for more funny tweets, feel free to peruse our other recent roundups:
31 Funny Tweets To Escape To While Pretending Everything Else Is Not On Fire
These 25 Tweets Made Me Laugh So Hard I Almost Forgot About All The Terrible Things Happening Right Now
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