
I visited UK's largest Viking festival with fierce battle re-enactments, fire dancing and walking on hot coals
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WITH an almighty roar, a war-painted Viking swings an axe above his head and a shield maiden takes the ultimate test of courage – shattering an arrow with her neck.
Meanwhile, several people are preparing to march across hot coals to show their allegiance to Odin and the Norse gods.
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While some Valhalla attendees used Vinted and the internet to get costumes, other raiders have hand-made them
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A fireshow leads the way to the symbolic burning, and offerings are placed into the miniature version of a Viking longboat
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Fire dancers the Ravens of Ragnorrock
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But in their daily life, these warriors are actually income recovery specialists from Eastleigh, Hants, and a medical researcher from Cheshire.
For the weekend they have shed the shackles of normal life to become Viking warriors.
Medical researcher Andy Thurstan, 48, told The Sun: 'I saw the festival online and thought it looked like great fun. One thing led to another and suddenly I'm here in full Viking dress wearing proper Icelandic sheep's wool around my neck.
'It's a nice escape from normal life, and despite the reputation of Northmen, everyone is really friendly.'
Welcome to the UK's largest Viking festival, Valhalla, now in its fifth year, which attracts 5,000 people to Drummer Down Farm in Basingstoke, Hants, for a weekend of boozing, fight training and connecting with the old Norse gods.
Andy and pal Ken Hurley, 42, a caterer from Cheshire, have driven down for the 72-hour event, which offers everything from fierce battle reenactments to willow weaving.
The pair amble off to get themselves some mead, with wooden axes attached to their backs and swords strapped to their hips.
'The bones are from a KFC we had a few weeks ago'
While some attendees used Vinted and the internet to get costumes, other raiders have made them by hand.
Among the latter camp are Simon Jones and Helen Jones, both 54, who have upped the ante for their third year at the historical extravaganza.
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Among the latter camp are Simon Jones and Helen Jones, both 54, who have upped the ante for their third year at the historical extravaganza.
Simon, from Bath, said: 'We've made our costumes. Some of the bones Helen is wearing are from a KFC we had a few weeks ago. Can't waste anything!
'Coming here is such a great experience. As a kid I used to go to Durdle Door Beach to make massive fires and cook meat.
'Here we can do that again with the loveliest people.
'Plus I can wave my axe when I want more ale during the feast.'
On Friday, the Vikings were welcomed with a special ceremony in the woodlands where all the different Norse gods blessed the festival.
As the chanting started and the drums began to beat, the wind picked up suddenly and a Northman dropped to one knee to propose.
Gareth Van De Merwe, 42, created a special axe with a wolf-shaped ring attached for Sarah Paul, 37, from Horncastle, Lincs.
As the onlookers cheer, she shouts out 'Yes', causing horns to be blown and shields banged.
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At night, nearly 1,000 flock to a mead hall fit for a jarl — a Norse chief — to tear into platters of meat, cheese and bread while downing ale and mead
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Chay Pratt, 33, from Clacton with Bran the Raven from Falconry UK
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At night, nearly 1,000 flock to a mead hall fit for a jarl — a Norse chieftain — to tear into platters of meat, cheese and bread while downing ale and mead.
Looking forward to the evening's festivities are sisters Debbie Burns, 34, and Vicki Hayes, 36, who are wearing hand-made feather headdresses that make them look like ancient priestesses.
Mental health worker Debbie, from Battle, East Sussex, told The Sun: 'This is my first time at the festival in this little fantasy world and I'm loving it.
'We've had our runes read and every single stall we've been to is really passionate about the craft they are showcasing or teaching.
'It's a weekend where you can just lose yourself.'
Support worker Vicki has met up with a friend she made here last year, Portuguese bar worker Adriana Ribeiro, 35.
She said: 'It's so lovely that you make friends that you can meet up with year after year and it never feels like any time has passed.'
Just behind the ladies, a queue is forming for the archery lessons.
To the right, screams ring out as wannabe Vikings hurl an axe at a target with all the strength they can muster. Many miss the target, and those that hit it struggle to throw it hard enough for it to stay embedded.
But the main attraction for many who have flown or driven to the event is the firewalking session, which trains participants to place their bare feet on hot coals.
John Young, 56, is a fifth-generation Northumbria farmer who discovered firewalking at a low point in his life — and claims it helped him heal.
Now, as an instructor, he brings the skill to other people to help them overcome their fears.
Before being able to walk the burning embers, those taking part are taught how to break an arrow by just stepping forward.
The bolt is placed tip first into the participant's neck, the end held in place with a wooden board. The warrior then takes two breaths and on the third steps forward causing the arrow to shatter.
'It's a chance to let go of the modern world'
Income recovery specialist Chrissie Blomley, 35, from Eastleigh, said: 'I didn't think I'd be able to do it.
'But I told myself 'f*** it' and stepped forward.
'Valhalla has been the best day out I've ever been on. It's so refreshing to see people being themselves. I've made friends for life today.'
Fellow arrow-breaker Lee Byrne, 52, from Gosport, Hants, said: 'You can feel the pressure from the tip of the arrow in your neck, but snapping it feels amazing when you take that step forward.'
Once the bolt has been shattered, it is time to trot over the glowing coals — and many people who walked the fire claimed they barely felt the heat.
For those who aren't ready to put their life — or their feet — on the line, they can watch others show off in the battle re-enactments which take place in the main arena.
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Support worker Vicki, pictured right, has met up with a friend she made last year, Portuguese bar worker Adriana Ribeiro, pictured centre.
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Olivia Gregson, 28, Plymouth
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Reflecting on the weekend, Tarmac specialist Kyle Lette, 33, pictured left, tells The Sun: 'I've never felt more relaxed than when I'm here'
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As two rival clans face up to each other, crowds can be heard whooping and hollering as they bay for blood.
In this case, it's a tiny cut to Kevin McPhail's cheek suffered mid-battle. Leading Clan Magnus, the 35-year-old Northern Irish fighter and his team are putting on a show for the baying spectators.
They use a mix of axes, swords and pikes to recreate what a real battle would look like.
The clan even has an archer in the form of photocopier repair man Paul Sykes, 62, who is part of Peterborough's Wodens Hearth re- enactment group.
Also performing is James Parrish, 48, a tree surgeon from Lincs, but instead of taking part in the fake battle he is helping out with the firedancing by jumping though a flaming hoop.
During the day, though, he's teaching archery to Viking hopefuls with his son Brandon, 18, and welder Lee Hammond, 62, from Lincs. Those after something more spiritual are catered for as well with hand-fasting — a pagan wedding ritual — and naming ceremonies.
And to close? What else but a Viking boat burning.
A fireshow leads the way to the symbolic torching, and offerings are placed into the miniature version of a Viking longboat before it is set ablaze.
Reflecting on the weekend, Tarmac specialist Kyle Lette, 33, from Ipswich, tells The Sun: 'I've never felt more relaxed than when I'm here.
'It's a beautiful place and a chance to let go of the modern world.
'The second I step into Valhalla, my head clears. And I've not checked my phone once!'
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We said we could do a wedding programme where we're marrying each other.' It's probably no surprise that sources have suggested they'd once enjoyed a romantic relationship. The double act trill: 'What are those sources? HP and ketchup!' Kerry adds: 'Oh please. Seriously. Silly! But there's love there isn't there Kate?' Katie said: 'There's always going to be love there.' It's even easier to hang out now that their daughters, Katie's Princess and Kerry's Heidi, both 18, are also best mates. The 'momagers' have got big hopes for their girls — and scoff at any claims of nepotism. Kerry said: 'I'm desperate for Princess and Heidi to do the Jungle together. Imagine. 'I can see it in her eyes' Katie added: 'I always say Love Island. Heidi and Princess need to do it together.' Kerry said: 'The way I see it is, forget management, forget fame, what an amazing memory. What an amazing adventure. 'So I think if Heidi goes to Love Island for three months and has the best time then that's amazing. This is our family business. This is what we do as a family Kerry Katona 'Both me and Kate have done every reality show. 'We are the reality queens. We're part of TV history. When we did I'm A Celebrity, the ratings were the highest they ever had. And we're a part of that. 'Everyone talks about nepotism right, but everyone has a contact for somebody. I can open a door for you. Whether you get through that door and you stay through it, that's on your own f*cking merit. 'You don't see Brooklyn Beckham playing f*cking football, because he's sh*t. 'This is our family business. This is what we do as a family. 'And between the pair of us, we do have an orphanage to feed.' As well as Heidi, Kerry has a son, Maxwell, 17, with Croft. Then there is Molly, 23, and Lilly-Sue, 22, with McFadden and DJ, 11 with Kay. Katie has Princess and Junior, 20, with Andre, Harvey, 23, with footballer Dwight Yorke and Jett, 11, and Bunny, ten, with Hayler. 6 Katie wants to see her daughter Princess on Love Island Credit: Instagram 6 Kerry's daughter Heidi Credit: David Cummings Katie says: 'Quite often if I need to remember something I think, let me Google it. If I have to fill out a form and do the kids' dates of births, I Google it.' I'm getting a front row seat to the kinds of banter fans can expect from the brand new tour, conceived after the success of their double act as the stepsisters in adult panto Cinderella. They promise this production will be a little more sophisticated though — unless Jordan comes out to play. Kerry said: 'With Kate, I can see the alter ego change, when she goes from Kate to being Jordan I can see it in her eyes. 'Sometimes I have to go, get back in your box.' Katie said: 'She gets embarrassed! Like when we did adult panto, she can't bear it! 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No one's prepared to straighten each other's crown, and that's what me and Kate do for each other. That is what this tour is about.' With Kate, I can see the alter ego change, when she goes from Kate to being Jordan I can see it in her eyes Kerry Katona Katie adds: 'And how it's changed us as people. I don't like to say I'm glad I've gone through it, but it's made me who I am today, and that is a lot more happy. I'm in the best place I've ever been.' It wouldn't be a tour with these two without them belting out some ballads, and they've even promised some dancing. Maybe things haven't changed that much from nights in Chinawhite, after all. Katie said: 'The thing is, I don't know what it's like to have a nine- to-five job, getting on the train, working in an office. I have no idea what that life would be. I've been doing it from such a young age.' Kerry added: 'We do it 24 hours every day. We are badass boss bitches. We run our own sh*t and we are creating this ourselves.' Cheers to the next 30 years. 6 Kerry and Katie with The Sun's Felicity Cross Credit: Dan Charity