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Best of The Babylon Bee: Hamas agrees to surrender if Europe takes back Greta Thunberg

Best of The Babylon Bee: Hamas agrees to surrender if Europe takes back Greta Thunberg

New York Post11-06-2025
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Congregation flees after arsonist sets fire to an Australian synagogue door
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Congregation flees after arsonist sets fire to an Australian synagogue door

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