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New York Post
3 days ago
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: ‘Defeated Cuomo left groping for answers'
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Advertisement Cuomo reportedly gathered his advisors close together so he could really get a good feel of what happened after the loss. READ MORE Advertisement According to Newsom, Newsom has taken every possible opportunity to sabotage his political career and ought to pay for it in a court of law. READ MORE At publishing time, Mamdani issued a follow-up statement saying that he plans to build a Mount Rushmore of Karl Marx, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, and Che Guevara in lower Manhattan. READ MORE Advertisement 'The military is full of sexy birds and I don't want to downplay the hard work of our babes on the ground, toots,' Hegseth said during an apology. READ MORE
New York Post
25-06-2025
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Obama distraught as Trump bombs nuke factory he paid for
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Advertisement A staff member at Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate confirmed that the former president was upset by Iran's failure to carry out mass death and destruction. READ MORE Advertisement The bright orange ball in the sky appeared late Sunday morning and stayed in the sky for a few hours, causing the deaths of millions of residents of Great Britain. READ MORE The limited edition MS-13 bobblehead features a Latinx cis-male with face tattoos and a penchant for vandalism. READ MORE Advertisement Speculation persisted that Texas Republicans were merely tired of their Democrat-leaning capital city and wanted it nuked from orbit so they could move the state's capital to San Antonio. READ MORE
New York Post
18-06-2025
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Have experience in nuclear engineering? Check out Iran's new job openings
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Depending on outside circumstances, these positions — and the entire department — may not last long, so interested applicants are encouraged to get in touch as soon as possible. READ MORE Despite not being the result they were looking for, protesters were appreciative of the move from the fast food giant. READ MORE The majority of Democratic officials agreed that escalating political tensions with angry, harsh words is always wrong except for when those words demean Donald Trump. READ MORE According to the liberal parents, the books' bindings were especially creased at pages describing transphobic characters and scenes. READ MORE
New York Post
11-06-2025
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of The Babylon Bee: Hamas agrees to surrender if Europe takes back Greta Thunberg
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Advertisement Thunberg was known to be en route to Gaza by boat, leaving Hamas leaders scrambling to stave off her arrival. READ MORE Advertisement The rowdy group was filmed torching cop cars, looting stores, and waving Mexican flags, providing some 'killer' footage for the 2028 race. READ MORE After the dustup in which the two exchanged numerous insults towards each other on social media, Trump found himself missing Musk. READ MORE Advertisement Bass stated her leaving was completely involuntary, reporting that she simply saw her city burning and, next thing she knew, she was on a plane to Antigua. READ MORE
New York Post
04-06-2025
- Entertainment
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Elon Musk leaves DOGE for the easier job of sending humans to Mars
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Elon Musk said that he is looking forward for the much more relaxing job of safely transporting people to Mars. READ MORE The United Nations still hopes an agreement can be reached despite that the terms require the continued death on Jews. READ MORE At publishing time, Trump was reportedly playing hardball by also demanding that China provide the secret recipe for General Tso's Chicken. READ MORE Historians discovered the auto-feather while looking through an old storage cupboard in Mt. Vernon. READ MORE
