Quotes of the Week: Doctor Odyssey, Last of Us, Criminal Minds and More

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18-05-2025

Can we interest you in another edition of Quotes of the Week?
In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than a dozen shows represented, including The Valley, FBI, Doctor Odyssey, The Rehearsal, Criminal Minds: Evolution, Will Trent, Law & Order, Beyond the Gates and more.
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Also featured in this week's roundup: The Last of Us' Joel makes us swoon, a Grey's Anatomy relationship runs its course and The Handmaid's Tale delivers a sly message. Plus, we've got double doses of The Rookie, Overcompensating, Andor and Survivor.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz)
'Hey, kiddo.'
Joel (Pedro Pascal) unexpectedly pops up (via flashback) just when we needed him most
'God, stalkers must wake up every day and thank God that a bunch of nerds invented this thing called 'social media.''
'Yeah, it definitely makes it easier for them, right?'
Riley (Reid Scott) and Shaw (Mehcad Brooks) make a really great case for all of us getting off the apps
'Plumage is some sort of social media app that has a hidden encrypted messaging feature.'
'Yep. Should have known – that app can't tell the difference between a blue warbler and a house finch.'
And just like that, we and Jubal (Jeremy Sisto) learn a bit more about Moran (Taylor Anthony Miller)
'Love the new piercing.'
'Got it my last day abroad. God, it felt so good to be in a totally foreign place. You would've loved Montreal.'
Mimi (Julia Shiplett) reminisces on the unfamiliar terrain of… Canada
'You don't even know these bitches and you're gonna give them a ticket over your roomie? I'm like your one real friend.'
'I have other friends… These girls, these girls are my future sisters.'
'They're your sisters? Great, how about you buy a pair of pants and send it around? You're pissing me off!'
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is collateral damage in Hailee's (Holmes) face-off with Carmen (Wally Baram) over a Charli XCX ticket
'Well, you set a goal and work toward it. Keep your eyes on the prize, ladies.'
When Serena railroads her into giving an inspirational speech about forgiveness, Rita (Amanda Brugel) slyly sends the murder-plotting handmaids a timely message
'They're playing our song… You know, you're lucky. I was maybe going to sing it.'
Avery (played by Broadway star Phillipa Soo) is such a tease!
'I am going to be very, very, very mad if it's another arm-based challenge… I work so hard on these. I want to use legs. Look at these things. These things are incredible! They should be in a museum. Museum-worthy. Didn't get to use them once? Come on, bro.'
Shauhin apparently never skips leg day, but unfortunately, all that work hasn't been put to good use in Season 48
'This should be the fun part of Survivor. You're acting like I s—t in your pancakes.'
Well, that's an image we'll never get out of our heads, Shauhin
'Look at this f—king view. It literally looks like Monet.'
'I've never been to Monet, but it is gorgeous.'
Aw, Luke doesn't seem to realize that Monet is a 'who' and not a 'where'
'I'm turned on by intelligence. Like, when I was a little kid, Einstein was a guy I thought was so sexy.'
One of Nathan Fielder's actors explains what she finds attractive in a man (wild white hair be damned)
'From the moment I met you, it made my world feel whole. I changed my career. I moved continents because being without you felt impossible. But sometimes what we think is impossible… it's just failure of imagination. There is no invisible force keeping us together. It was a choice — picking you every time — and I'm not sure I want to make that choice again.'
'You're giving up on us?'
'I'm choosing me.'
And so it ends at last for Teddy (Kim Raver) and Owen (Kevin McKidd)
'Oh my God.'
'Well, think of it this way: At least you already know I'm good. Right?'
Simone (Alexis Floyd) discovers that the new class of interns includes her one-night stand (Trevor Jackson)
'I bet every pair of glasses I own that this is not going to be a cute cat video.'
Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) prepares to open The Zookeeper's encrypted file
'Good morning!'
'For you. For me, it's wine o'clock.'
That first night shift did a real number on Sergeant Chen (Melissa O'Neil)
'You know, you could have just taken a photo of the tattoo.'
Nolan (Nathan Fillion) is up in arms over Oscar's decision to amputate a friend
'No shade, I never pictured you as a poker-playing type.'
'Funny, I never thought you'd be the type to play a backstabbing heifer — yet here we are.'
We've always liked Mona (Karan Kendrick), but after watching her read Eva (Ambyr Michelle) for filth, we're officially in love
'You're finished.'
'And you're too late. The rebellion isn't here anymore. It's flown away. It's everywhere now. There's a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you.'
Dedra (Denise Gough) corners 'Axis' (Stellan Skarsgård) a little too late
'Even discounting the volume of revnog ingested, the chances of you making a bid of that scale are not statistically measurable.'
'[Cassian to Melshi] Be careful, he's trying to droid you.'
''Droid you'?'
K-2SO (voiced by Alan Tudyk) doesn't care to be profiled!
'You have a brain tumor?'
'Yeah. Tina Tumor.'
'It was either that or Justin Tumorlake.'
'I'm sorry, there is a brain tumor pun runner that I'm not a part of?'
'We have our own private jokes now.'
'Tumor Willis.'
'Too obscure.'
'Oh, OK. Well I'll think of something… tumor or later.'
Franklin (Kevin Daniels) is beside himself when he learns that Ormewood (Jake McLaughlin) and Faith (Iantha Richardson) have their own inside jokes
'Kenzo is also whats considered a soshoku-kei danshi — an herbivore man. Someone who consciously disengages from sex and romantic relationships.'
''Herbivore man.' Wow, what a term. You guys really nailed it on that one.'
Tyler (Jay Hayden) and the Fly Team get the 411 on their Japanese suspect
'I picked the wrong day to clear out my locker, huh?'
Oakland-bound Gamble (Annie Ilonzeh) finds herself in the middle of an armed assault on HQ
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