Here Are The Funniest, Most Wholesome, And Most Interesting Things I Saw On The Internet This Week
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So there I was, scrolling through Reddit, when I came across this Looney-Tunes-ass video of a dog having zero idea where the cat he was chasing went. But the video isn't what I want to talk about: I want to talk about this epic tale in the comments about the stupidest dog the commenter ever met:
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I love this dog already. The story continues:
YES.
Bless his little heart.
I love him. Best dog.
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…That whenever you get food stuck in your nasal cavity, you can blame a fish. Let me explain. Or rather, let this Tumblr post explain:
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So, if there's ever ham where it shouldn't be, you know who to blame.
There have been a lot of dogs in this section lately, and honestly, I'm NOT sorry about it.
Because my goodness, look at that.
I always like to read the three-star reviews, because I feel like they're the most honest. Of course, sometimes that strategy fails.
Is it a record store? Because that sounds exactly like something a place with 'to salty' meat would say!
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I always like to finish every week by leaving you with a little something that I can't get out of my head. This week, it's all about this thought:
— Ever heard a Scottish raven talk?
— Bravo to everyone in this post
— A bit about Tom Lehrer's discography
— Just good, old-fashioned jokes
— Well, that answers that
That's all for this week, see you later! And remember, if you want more like this, you can subscribe to the Only Good Internet newsletter (if you want, I mean, don't let me tell you what to do, ya know?).
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