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Zara Gladman: ‘My coffin will be sent off the nearest waterfall'

Zara Gladman: ‘My coffin will be sent off the nearest waterfall'

Times21-05-2025
Zara Gladman is a Glaswegian comedian best known for her online sketches about a West End mum. She was recently shortlisted for the Billy Connolly Spirit of Scotland award and has a new sketch show coming to BBC Scotland.
Eating mince and tatties from a cup on Largs beach during a nursery trip.
My dad's family are from Elgin, so we'd drive up there a lot and visit beaches like Lossiemouth and Hopeman. The first time I went, aged seven months, my mum had refused to travel any sooner because of the risky weather. During that trip, we were caught in a blizzard, the windscreen wipers snapped off and the AA had to weld one back on so we could finish the journey. Our
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