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It's sex in the suburbs — and a bad case of kitchen envy

It's sex in the suburbs — and a bad case of kitchen envy

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Why does nobody in a television drama have kitchen drawers that don't close properly, because they were fitted by an imbecile, and stick, slightly at an angle, so that you break your wrist and end up howling 'Close now!' and rowing with the wife about her choice of kitchen fitter? They never do. I suppose they think it might get in the way of the plot.
I mentioned last week that watching this stuff (so you don't have to), I get a bad case of kitchen envy. So The Couple Next Door (Channel 4) had me writhing with resentment from scene one. Charlotte and Jacob have a lovely kitchen and use it to cook dinner party dishes such as cod in spelt flour (very 2010, in my book) for a spiky misery of a guest who won't touch it because she's gluten intolerant.
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