Danny Dyer leaves newly married daughter Dani aghast as he makes X-rated sex confession while reminiscing about his honeymoon
Dyer and long-term partner Joanne Mas exchanged vows in 2016, some 24-years after they first met, before spending their honeymoon in picturesque Tuscany.
But the former EastEnders star shared more than was strictly necessary about the romantic getaway while joining Dani for the latest instalment of their Live And Let Dyers podcast.
Dyer, 47, reminisced after Dani - who married West Ham United and England footballer Jarrod Bowen in May, admitted her own honeymoon had been ruined by bad weather.
'The weather was terrible, it rained for three days,' she said. 'But we were very lucky, because it always stopped raining when we went for lunch and for dinners and stuff.
'We just could never sunbathe, and there's not really much to do there, so, we just binged the whole series of MobLand.
'We ate and I'd just drink champagne and have loads of baths!'
Chipping in with recollections of his honeymoon break to Italy, Danny said: 'To be fair, you shouldn't really be getting out of bed a lot in your honeymoon, because me and your mother ended up in Florence, and you know, we was appalling!'
'I mean, honestly, I look back on it and I think, 'f***ing hell! How on earth did I manage to get in those sorts of positions!'
After a mortified Dani branding him 'disgusting,' he added: 'What do you mean disgusting? There was two people sharing their love. Them days are long gone now!'
The 28-year old former Love island winner had previously branded her new husband and his friends 'd***s' for taking PlayStations to their lavish wedding.
Dani married the West Ham United captain in an outdoor ceremony at the £500-a-night Langley Hotel in Iver, Buckinghamshire, on May 31.
She recalled: 'He said he ain't staying with me the night before, he went, "No, I don't want to stay with you". [sic]
'They were all taking, him and their mates, their PlayStations to the hotel. I was like, "You're all a bunch of d***s. Why are you all excited over playing PlayStation when you're going to be a husband?"
Back in 2000, Dyer's wild behaviour culminated in Jo catching him cheating on her, causing her to kick him out and clear their bank account (pictured 2006)
'He went, "Yeah, that don't change nothing, I'm still playing".'
Dani - a parent to twins Summer and Star with Bowen and four-year-old son Santiago with former partner Sammy Kimmence - later admitted his attachment to the PlayStation would continue well after their honeymoon was over.
She added: 'Then he said to me, "What are we doing on the Sunday after the wedding?"
'I said, "I don't know, we'll probably just be hanging, like, we'll come home". He went, "Oh, no, I just didn't know if I could play football champs on the Sunday".'
'I went, "Yeah play football champs, that's fine Jarrod, absolutely."'
Live And Let Dyers is available to listen to now on Global Player, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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