19 Funny Women Who Tweeted Things So Hilarious I Woke Up My Roommate At 3 A.M. And Now She's Threatening To Move Out
We've rounded up the best jokes from Bluesky, Threads, and X...noting that we can't endorse the latter, but we are pleased to bring you the comical relief that can still be found on the platform, free of the surrounding chaos. PS: Be sure to give these funny women a follow!
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