Trump Perfumes And Colognes Reactions
In a recent post on Truth Social, the president announced Trump Fragrances, including Victory 45-47. Forget about possible ethics violations — this is "all about Winning, Strength, and Success."
Naturally, I headed over to the website, where I saw the Fight Fight Fight perfume/cologne for $199 and the Victory 45-47 perfume/cologne for $249. What a steal!
When I clicked on the Victory 45-47 perfume to find more information about the scent — floral, fruity, woodsy, etc. — I couldn't find anything beyond "captures confidence, beauty, and unstoppable determination." Even if customers don't know what the hell they're buying, they can rest assured that it's a "sophisticated, subtly feminine scent."
But wait! There's more! If that wasn't enough to convince you, he filmed a short infomercial that looks like it belongs on late-night '90s TV.
Obviously, people had a lot to say about all this:
And finally:
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